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I'm the king. Of jalopies.

  • You need to get the premium version the other commenter has. They have a pull string included.

  • Oh yeah those are the premium version. Also little life hack for those versions, you can also stick those in a vagina to clear out any junk that might have made it's way up there. Same with the butt. I'd recommend cleaning it after the butt stuff though.

  • Captchad got them!

  • It's for when you're choking. Compress the 2 pieces then insert in your mouth and let go. It will spring forward impacting the stuck food in your throat. If the piece that springs forward also gets stuck in your throat just grab another. Every household should have at least 2 of these, generally found in the bathroom where most people eat.

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  • I just left a comment 2 years ago or so that got me permanently banned and came here and never looked back. Can't get my wife to switch because there's not enough stuff here. She got an account but just went back 2 days later.

  • I use jerboa. Works for me.

  • I'm 42, I have at least several hours worth of experience across many decades. Hopefully that's adequate? I have references.

  • I feel obligated to offer my services in helping with this.

  • But don't pull your dick out in a McDonald's.

    Trust me.

  • They all look the same I would never be able to tell myself

  • Pretty sure in Friday on nes you were running from Jason but it's been like 35 years so I can't be certain

  • Destroy All Humans!

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  • That whole album was pretty awesome but older fans did not enjoy it lol. I thought it was great especially that song.

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  • Not sure how I came across this again lol but if I recall I said something like, "I often fantasize about sucking huge cocks until I gag but I'm not gay, do you think that's weird?"

    Prolly not exact but it was something to that effect. And he answered perfectly.

  • A real American only needs 1. And maybe a bullet. Also healthcare. And financial security. And maybe affordable housing, reasonable education, walkable cities, maybe even basic morality. Food might be cool I guess...

    Now that I think about it... Guns make sense here... I might not have access to any of these other things but guns are def there.

    Fuck I hate this place.