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I'm the king. Of jalopies.

  • Fuck that's insane. Makes perfect sense but holy shit. I fucking hate this planet and this country even more.

  • Even for free I honestly don't think I could do it. And I live in California where fucking everyone has a Tesla. I'd sell it if I thought I could I guess.

  • Why do we need Greenland? Is it so we can easily attack Russia or something? Isn't Alaska pretty fucking close? Like what is the reason for annexing Greenland?

  • Where have I heard this before?

  • To make it more like humanity yes. That's where we might be going wrong with AI. Attempting to make it in our image will end in despair lol.

  • Love that my daughter often asks me to say hi to her friends while they're video chatting or gaming. Makes me feel like a good dad!

  • They were basically asking for it... Like you can't walk around dressed that way and acting that way and not expect someone to react the way you clearly wanted them to.

    My dad used to beat the shit out of my mom and convince her it was her fault. Once she was gone he turned to me. By then I was almost grown and I beat the absolute fuck out of him. When he laid there asking why I did that I simply explained, "given the way you were acting I thought that's what you wanted? Why would you make me do this if you didn't want it?"

    Fucking hate people like that dude.

  • Yeah... Not sure how I missed that...

    It was so obv

  • I've read this so many times but I just don't get it. What do you mean?

  • I really do have one. My daughter poops softballs sometimes lol.

  • I've got a poop knife that might help

  • Porque no los dos?

  • You guys need to be careful with that shit. You should be cleaning out the lint tray regularly otherwise it can overheat and cause disastrous fires. Not to mention if you keep the lint out it will help dry everything faster. Nothing worse than a motherfucker running around with a wet brain.

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  • You commented at least once every hour for the previous 11 hours since this comment lol

    Which is fine, but come on. We are all terminally online these days. Granted, at least we aren't doing it on 4chan.

  • Is he looking down on us or waving to us?

  • For which he thankfully received the death penalty.

  • False

    Sharks live 20-30 years

    I've already outlived they bitch asses

    JK obv

  • I call dibs on green©

  • What do you mean original text message?