They didn’t?

They didn’t?

No! For made up reasons I don’t understand adverbs are verboten!

Needs more cocaine and cigars

This is my thought. If we’re living in some dreamscape, why is physics so ruthlessly inflexible?

Hard to change the channel on this tv

In English isopods qualify as bugs

Hey! This is my joke! You owe me 189 lemmy points!

She call me Mr. Boombastic

Sacabambaspis

These words are all very pretty but let me ask you this: do you have kids?

While you were chasing human women, I was… studying … the blade

God just wants to join the alpha omega country club

This comment is a journey

Glad you’re still with us

Move over shockedpikachu.jpg

One part free healthcare, one part donnybrooks, six parts geese

And you’re trying to tell me that’s not a magic spell you just said? Pfff

That’s my favourite King Crimson song

I think he has two sons

Not all caps

I think you have to be an elf building a ship and convince each plank individually that the world is flat