This comment is a journey

Glad you’re still with us

Move over shockedpikachu.jpg

One part free healthcare, one part donnybrooks, six parts geese

And you’re trying to tell me that’s not a magic spell you just said? Pfff

That’s my favourite King Crimson song

I think he has two sons

Not all caps

I think you have to be an elf building a ship and convince each plank individually that the world is flat

To get those rewards you typically have to endure some hardship or struggle first tho, and many people can’t tolerate that. They just want their creature comforts. It’s how you get hoarders drowning in their takeout buckets.

If they believe this, and aren’t using their billions to prepare the world, they’re dumber than I thought. Their lifestyles will not be possible in any meaningful sense, post-collapse

I cannot tell you how many ways free gravel for life would help me, but it’s definitely a lot

Ya it’s called affording a maid

Alsace Lorraine really is the most vital province in Western Europe

Getting eaten by a hawk or weasel

This is poetry not prose

They have bidets for your whole body now, you can install them at standing height in your bathtub

Live as the bonobo do!

So many things boomers consider normal is just brainwashing from some lobby or other

Like we’d be so lucky. They want 1984 not a brave new world

The bird motif is up for grabs, call it Warbler