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Keld [he/him, any]

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  • Trying to make a list of all the libslop documentaries I can find

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  • Waiting For Superman

  • Trying to make a list of all the libslop documentaries I can find

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  • He stole your bit, but he actually committed

  • We need a followup to Idiocracy

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  • I don't know how to tell you that something is eugenics, if you don't see how a scenario in which stupids breeding too much and the smarts not breeding results in an apocalyptic dystopia in which the human race is not smart enough to operate a society is related to eugenics.

  • Sunday is Gaming Day: What Are You Playing Weekly Thread

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  • Warhammer 3 has a nice variety of campaigns. If you're doing mods anyway I'd check out the victory conditions overhaul mod..

    If you have the dlc and you want to fight a bunch of varied enemies you should play the wood elves/Orion. And dont listen to the game or your intuition telling you that they're a ranged faction. By the mid point of the campaign you can store full stacks led by a treeman in each of the forests and you do not give a shit about any other territory so you can hand that over to allies, leave it burned to the ground, or just let the enemy take it with autoresolve and come back to it later. And if you get overwhelmed and bogged down on a far away continent you can just do like a tree and leave, you have two separate "teleport me out of this" mechanics.

  • Sunday is Gaming Day: What Are You Playing Weekly Thread

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  • I like how if/when lü bu betrays a faction he joins (Pretty easy for that to happen since he gets like -90 satisfaction if he's not in charge) you get a pop up that basically says "duh".

  • 20 year old millennial me: "I'm never gonna be like this boomers who complain about how the younger generation is lazy and entitled!"

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  • That apprentice is cooler than most of us

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    Scientists are PERVERTS

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  • Are you a trans gender primate, or a trans primate. Like were you ALAB (Assumed[Assigned] lizard at birth)?

  • Trump audibly poops himself while taking reporters questions, cuts meeting short

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  • I cannot hear it.

  • Trump audibly poops himself while taking reporters questions, cuts meeting short

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  • I can't hear the shitting at all guys.

  • Has anyone here watched Fallout Season 2 yet? What did you think? [Please use the spoilers tag if you're going to post soilers though]

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  • A fun fact there is that that has been fanon for a while as I understand it, based on the fact that every game messes with their representation. So in fan representations you'll have a Texas Chapter who are cowboys or something.

    I don't really like the clerics as a modification to the BoS formula, because I don't think they really serve a purpose. The BoS as doctrinaire bigots was explored better without it, and their self destructive obsession with their rigid beliefs was also explored better without it.

    To me the exchange of:

    We'll die out.

    I know

    Is a better critique of the BoS as an institution than retconning in a caste of priests. Even the fallout 4 BoS staring their own destruction in the eyes and deciding that they would rather go out as conquering fascists than go silently is a better take on the BoS going rotten.

  • Has anyone here watched Fallout Season 2 yet? What did you think? [Please use the spoilers tag if you're going to post soilers though]

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  • They mention that it's weird that the clerics are running the joint, but that everyone else also has clerics. What is a cleric in the context of the game BoS is the question. They don't exist in the game. They're clearly a religious caste and seem to my mind to be inserted to make the BoS more obviously coded to the contemporary American right wing.

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    Scientists are PERVERTS

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  • Yeah, that sounds about right.

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    Freedom Road Socialist Organization - Novo General Megathread for the 30th of January to 6th of February 2026

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  • Excuse you the UN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE S is enforcing the new sequence through its mere existence, the idea that it is N THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SU is not just stated by a person but forced into your mind. You will know that is the THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN (etc) without anyone saying so.

  • Sunday is Gaming Day: What Are You Playing Weekly Thread

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  • I've moved on from Total War Warhammer and on to total war 3 kingdoms.

    Lü Bu's gimmick in total war is kinda cool.Everyone hates you (because you're a dick1), you're shit at ruling (Because you're a dick2), all your generals are sharpening their knives to stab you in the back (because you're such a dick3), but also you literally can't lose combat (No seriously, if you lose with Lü Bu you messed up somewhere, he can personally kill a full army and a reinforcing full army just by charging into) and your main way of doing diplomacy is reminding people that you just personally slaughered the population of a small european state. If you're ever not reminding everyone that you're the biggest baddest guy around by winning battles, all your generals defect and everyone declares war on you.

    1: You get a gradually increasing diplomacy malus, which ends up being worse than if you declared war on someone.

    2: You get a unique penalty that takes away income, makes all buildings cost more and lets you appoint fewer generals to posts because "Ruling is for weaklings and eunuchs"

    3: You get a gradually stacking "satisfaction" penalty up to -50 out of a possible 100, at like 30 your enemies can turn your generals into spies and make them change sides, below that they have like a percentage chance of ditching you or something, and at 0 they automatically turn on you.

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    Scientists are PERVERTS

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  • No see it is a mars symbol, if it was between the balls it would be a venus symbol and it would only work for trans primates.

  • How does one debug a tablet

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  • Heath McIvor (In his persona of Randy Feltface) did an entire comedy special about how humiliating it is to be a fully grown adult with ants in his car, it goes through his entire childhood, adolescence, his start in comedy and relates it all to the fact that he can't get rid of the fucking ants.

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    Scientists are PERVERTS

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  • I love that diagram. I chuckled, it's informative, it's intuitive and it's simple. A+ scientist.

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    Freedom Road Socialist Organization - Novo General Megathread for the 30th of January to 6th of February 2026

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  • Genius loci who speaks in all caps:

    Virgin: HE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN T

    Chad: I NEED YOU. YOU CAN KEEP ME ON THIS EARTH. BE VIGILANT. I LOVE YOU

  • If forced to choose, what type of anticommunist caricature would you rather be? - StrawPoll

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  • Champagne socialist for me

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    Is a man not entitled to the piss in his balls? "No!" Says the man in Washington, it belongs on the poor! "No" says the man in London, it belongs on Thatcher's grave

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    The existence of Hitler particles allows for the possibility of Hitler particle accelerators.

  • Cute @hexbear.net
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    African woolly chafer

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    Mfw people are celebrating Halloween in October

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    My life goal is to have a law made for me. I don't want to hurt anyone, but I also want to get off because no one ever thought to ban what I did.

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    If you have a really bad Halloween costume you could just say you're going as failure, since a lot of people have a fear of failure

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    My name is MC Chud and I'm here to say, I hate the vaccines and the gays

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    Here at JodAI we're working to make a LLM spend time with your child and have sex with your partner, so you have more time to provide value to shareholders

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    Whales are fish.

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    I am totally snoozepilled and sleepmaxxing, I'm in my snore era, im gonna honk on my z's until I minimi

  • Movies & TV @hexbear.net
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    Non American actors whose domestic and international castings are wildly divergent?

  • Cute @hexbear.net
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    Bee

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    "Are you for real right now?" Said toad, "No cap, my dude." Replied frog

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    What if it was FeMANism and it was just for the fellas

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    YOUR MOM

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    A stopped calender is right once a year

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    Lavender marriages used to be a thing, but modern society need modern solutions. So im volunteering to pretend to be your shitty boyfriend who sucks so hard no one will question why you're with girls

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    It was the omg! of time it was the wtf? of times

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    My mom was a woman and my dad was a man so I consider myself mixed gender

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    Bit idea: Saying "your mom" but only when it is an appropriate compliment.