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No we haven’t

I would beat the absolute shit out of this bitch if he tried that

Incorrect

That’s not how trespass works. You have to be “noticed” that you are not welcome on the property. Once you are on notice you have trespassed if you haven’t left

You never know 😉

Naw, you gotta run the business into the ground so you can activate your golden parachute

I’m gonna be pedantic for a second, hanged* not “hung”

Yeah no shit

I completely and totally forgot about pedo bear

Nice

Not always brother

Thanks, I hate it

Cheddar Bob? He’s my homie from 8 mile

Some real Curb Your Enthusiasm vibes

lol the girl I thought I was “in love with” wanted to text all day long and that was a bad choice for a 14 year old

Goddamn, every time I get more info on this story it just gets worse. I can’t imagine killing an animal that wasn’t a danger or deserved a merciful death.

lol empty a clip into Mother Nature

Good

Naw, but I do remember $.10 per text message, and my parents about killed me when they saw a $400 phone bill when I was 14