Idk where you're from, but it may also be a legal/health thing. Long John Silver's is notoriously unhealthy, even by American standards. Idk how much they've improved in the last few years though, if at all.
Okay but like have you ever been in that situation where you genuinely can't think of a place that doesn't sound good so you say that then the person you're with suggests fucking Long John Silvers.
Ive seen clothes bleed like twice, once was a set of dark sheets I washed for the first time, which bled a shitload, and the other was a cheap promotional shirt I bleached which turned the water black.
Hell, he can be a criminal and still win the popular vote!