Imagine not making new emails to get the new customer discount

Jokes aside, the IRS actually has contingency plans to continue collecting taxes in the event of an apocalypse, so yes probably.

Surely the FTC will have some to say about this oh wait

Ah yes, Facebook, the liberal echo chamber.

Ffs of all the colors they could have used too.

Is this how the Russians felt when Rasputin was to influencing the Tsar?

In case anyone was still wondering how people just stood by when Hitler took over Germany

Resting anxiety level (assuming I took my meds)

Somewhere between 2 and 5

Kevin James? He’s a bigger guy.

Where does ADHD and/or autism fit in this?

Boys, we’ve done it.

It is now gay to be straight.

Well, if you can’t beat 'em

I don’t see an issue

Bro’s gonna be Public Enemy No. 1 when Skynet wakes up

This looks like something i’d get my mother for christmas

This sounds like the subtitle of an old Star Trek film

Oh yeah I forgot about that. Kinda creepy in hindsight, but I suppose that was the idea