There’s planet no planet B

I’ve always found it curious that a religion that hated women so much would make a ritual out of a genital mutilation that makes men last longer. enjoy sex less.

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It’s a Kali𝒸ₒ cat

Does Aphantasia also cause the development of superhuman levels of patience? Because my dude, i don’t know how you managed to entertain this troll for as long as you have. This whole thread was highly entertaining though, so thanks for that, lol.

(I know it goes deeper but i didn’t want to bury my comment that far down)

I’ve no problem wih drugs or even psychedelics, but the moment you start acting like you’re a buddhist monk because you took acid once is when i’ll start rolling my eyes.

Well i’d argue that feeling something isn’t exactly gnosis then. Doesn’t matter how awesome you felt if the extent of your revelation is "i exist and i’m part of the universe’

Call me cynical but hearing druggies talk about their trips like it’s some transcendental super knowledge sounds just like a facebook aunt talking about the power of healing crystals to me or some such nonsense.

Mate, you’re not “one with the universe”, you were just high.

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could have*

Me: This is a really simple task, i can finish it in like 30min, an hour tops.

My brain: Exactly why we can postpone it longer.

Wait that’s supposed to be for suggesting videos? When I first saw it I thought it was just for customizing the look of the feed and was very disappointed that it changed basically nothing.

unless we’re also putting “Slave” and “Cotton” on the dictionary chopping block

Aren’t we though? At least when it comes to tech, Master-Slave terminology has been largely deprecated in favor of other terms.

Depends on the elephant: (Extinct though)

Windows 95

Windows 2000

Oh, i’ll do you one better: Rumpology

The art of telling your future by reading your butt. Invented by… You guessed it, Sylvester Stallone’s late mother : Jackie Stallone. ( Or the ancient Babylonians as she’d claim)

How did you take a selfie with your feet? Impressive.

Is there really no middle ground between “I don’t give a fuck about them” and “Bomb the country” ?

Programmer here. Can confirm. Coding is just a list of instructions we send to the tiny people inside so they know what to do.