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Jonnyprophet

@ Jonnyprophet @lemmy.world

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  • What’s your golden rule for the internet?

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  • What is your favorite quote, proverb, or piece of wisdom?

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  • What do you think is the worst human invention?

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  • Leaded gasoline is an Amazing answer. Fuck. Take my UpDoot.

  • Trump deportation surge left Texas with shortage of home builders. Now Republican wants completely new visa to fix that

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  • You're a bot.

    So prove US or STFU.

  • "Earning a living"

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  • It's crazy how expensive it is to be alive.

  • We are not reading old public domain books because it's not profitable

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  • Notice this in audiobooks. Librivox does a great job, but they're volunteers and the quality is sub par. I enjoy old books, public domain .. but they are not pushed. Because, as you say... There is no money in it.

    Wanna find the bad guy? #FollowTheMoney

  • There is a end to this story

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  • I'm here for you.(Keeps pulling) You make boss memes.

    "DONT GIVE UP ARTAX! (Cries a bit til I meet the big turtle)

  • “Don't talk unless you can improve the silence.”

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  • If you meet a great swordsman, show him your sword.

    If you meet a man who is not a great poet, remain silent.

  • Trump says U.S. will impose new tariffs on heavy trucks, drugs and kitchen cabinets

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  • It's like you can hear D.T. hanging with his rich buddies...

    "You know, Im thinking of getting into the kitchen cabinet making business, but I don't think I'll be able to turn a profit with all the competition."

    "Here, hold the bong and let me make some calls."

  • What is the most obscure fact you know?

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  • &

    This symbol, the ampersand, used to have equal status with letters of the alphabet and was stuck at the end after Z.

    That's how it got its name. People would say "X,Y,Z, and, per se, And". (And "sort of" an and). Thus, "And per se And" became Ampersand.

  • I'm ready for spooky

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  • Shhh, eating my 'Mato and Mayer sandwich. Mmmm.

  • What things do you tell yourself about yourself inside of your own head?

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  • Awesome. Own that shit.

  • What things do you tell yourself about yourself inside of your own head?

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  • Genius. You are an amazing person. Reminds me of a Kurt Vonnugut quote....

    "Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies-"God damn it, you've got to be kind."

  • What's a perfectly bad name for a cat?

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  • (simply shocked nose snorting)

    Wow.

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  • I'm old. I've seen stuff like this before. Im thinking red flag. I don't know her motives... But a) taking a pic of that (at an understandably bad time) is odd. Funny, maybe, but also could be used in an unhealthy way. Add that to the fact she said she'd delete it, and didn't... She wanted to use it for something. And a pic like that can only be used for something sinister. She cried. She was sorry... But you are now in the loop of self doubt. What she did was put you in a place of mental trauma and could be called mental abuse. Could be, I say.

    How long have you been with her? How does she honestly make you feel? Warm and happy, or doubting? Ask your friends and family what they think. They may have a clearer view of things than you, having known you longer and caring for you....

    That being said, I was young one. It's tough. But it can also be amazing. I wish you good judgement or mental fortitude. You're going to need one, the other, or both.

  • Which word do you love most?

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  • Suss

    verb. To suss something. To solve or figure it out. To come to understand it.

    Short, sweet, one syllable. Two letters, three S's (which, honestly, do the heavy lifting) and U, the goth child of the vowels.

  • Which word do you love most?

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  • Idrid Elba, in the same vein.

  • Are you using a specific alarm ringtone, if yes which one?

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  • 100% ... The quicker men and women figure this out, the happier everyone will be.

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  • Naw. That's legit. Gen X is the reason this tw*t is in office and I'm not proud of it. There are quite a few in my generation that "being forgotten/ignored" as a parenting practice proved to not be the right answer for. There are a lot of struggling Gen Xers.

    Please judge Gen X on how we thought you could take your hands off the wheel (unregulated kids) and it'll turn out right... When we were born, boomers left us on a straight flat road. The millennials got a bumpy, curvy road (the Internet is Big and extended families are getting smaller) and realized they had to hold on for dear life.

    I think they have it fuckin hard and are doing amazing/their best with it.

    That's all.

  • memes @lemmy.world
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    100% ... The quicker men and women figure this out, the happier everyone will be.

  • memes @lemmy.world
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    And he Still lost! Daumn!

  • Science Memes @mander.xyz
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    Come on already, it's the XXI century.

  • Political Memes @lemmy.world
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    That's one way to stop em. Go get em, Joe.

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
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    Hello, dressing. I'm dad.

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
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    YouTube ads have ruined the good, old-fashioned Rick Roll.

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world
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    Oh, Snoopy... You dog. Happy Halloween.

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world
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    I think Linus has it figured out

  • Lord of the memes @midwest.social
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    Lord of the Naner