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  • My wife got one of these tortoises. It was so cute 8 years ago. Now it fucking 60lbs and growing! Don't get one of these without looking them up first. My favorite line from the care sheet. It says, if you don't mind mucking up after a pony....

  • Looks like the gym visits are doing her well.

  • #2

  • Did you try turning it off and back on again?

  • Before...

  • Op, wrong movie, but it's okay.

  • And a stick...

  • "Drag me to hell" had a bunch of gross and jump scares...92 on rotten tomatoes.

  • Forgive me, samus12345. I know that I, jerb322, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be, that once again you are mad at something else and looking to take it out on me?

  • My friend said something similar to me a long time ago. I said, General Motors.....?

  • Park under a lot of light. That's pretty much it. And either have it spotless, like new car clean or full of trash. That's what I would have avoided in the, very far, past.

    I'm not proud of some of my younger years, but some things happened and now I do things to help instead of hurt.

  • Pretty funny. Good thing it's circled.

  • Why, samus12345...?

  • Oh, yes. He definitely has a plethora of infamy...

  • Because he's a piece of shit racist

  • I don't know, this guy looks pretty white...

  • How many push-ups is that?

  • cats @lemmy.world

    Bottfly helping ....

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Ed shearing...

  • pics @lemmy.world

    Little frog in our yard.

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    When I was a kid, "thongs" were footwear...

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Join me, and .....

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    Did they already take the porn?

  • funny signs @lemmy.world

    At a storage unit complex.

  • funny signs @lemmy.world

    Frat house

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    Did the top of my little tree die?

  • Art Share🎨 @lemmy.world

    I guess it wasn't dry..

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    No matter how you write it, today's date is messing with my dyslexia

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    I got one.....

  • Spiders @lemmy.world

    Does anyone think that they might know what these eggs are from?

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    what am I doing wrong?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    I think i might call it this from now on. He's got to be a grandpa by now.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    So, I found a cat in the river today...

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    What is this?

  • Macro Photography @lemmy.world

    Fly face

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    Can anyone tell what kind of fish this is from?

  • Dogs @lemmy.world

    Will FD Wheaten and I did a thing!