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  • I wonder if colourblind people think they are blind when they read that they are colourblind

  • This actually happened to me when I worked at McDonald's. Guy wanted a toy for boys. I listed all the stuff we had and asked to pick. None of the toys were really gendered at all. He kept insisting that I should just pick a toy for boys.

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  • Well I mean i would probably take in an alligator if it came through my window

  • Dude really goes to a cyber security community and hits them with the 'i have nothing to hide'

  • I mean yea that's the plan. What are the other options? Force every countrie to stop producing instead to reduce carbon emissions that way? Wich one Sounds more realistic? And I feel like you assume that fusion reactors are dangerous because your comments about war torn countries. But it's not possible to turn them into weapons. They run on hydrogen. And if they ever oberheat or something the magnets stop working and the reaction stops.

  • If a straw has one hole a shirt has two.

  • My guy. Crab is really common in east asian cuisine. The wording wasn't great but that happens.

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  • I think insanely rich is probably the worst thing on the list. How are you immortal and the smartest person alive and still broke? You should find ways to make a fortune easily oorr if you really want to change something you can use your power to actually improve the system in the long-term and not just profit yourself.

  • But they are :)

  • The comments the guy makes sound more like "yes having black skin is bad, but there is nothing he can change about it, so don't bully him." And when he dips the kids in ink he say "look at you. Your skin is even darker than his now!".

  • Weeell I mean we use abbreviation for the really bad ones. BAföG being my usual example. And I work with international students so with some I see how they learn German from the beginning. My favourite moments are when they discover words like Arbeitsunfähigkeitsbesscheinigung (wich we abbreviate with AU or just Krankenschein), Geschwindigkeitsbegrenzung (or just Tempolimit) or the aforementioned Berufsausbildungsförderungsgeld (or just BAföG). I feel like there are quite a few really long words in everyday life. You just have to look out for them.

  • Peter was the guy with the nasty hair and nails. The kid in orange is Konrad or little suck-a-thumb. His thumbs are cut of by the a random man with big sharp scissors because he wouldn't stop sucking his thumbs. So he kind of had it coming. He was even warned by his mother.

    But seriously the girl on the bottom is maybe the only good story I would actually tell my children. It's about a girl who kept playing with fire even tho she was repeatedly told how dangerous it was.

    There is also one story about a black kid that is being bullied for the colour his skin. A bystander doesn't like that and dips the dipshits in ink so their skin is even darker than that of the black child. Wich is kind of slay but still portrays dark skin as worse than lighter skin soo :(

  • I think it's funny that the capitalization of nouns in German is allegedly for readability, but at the same time we can cram the new testament into four words.

  • I had a guy (political science student) explain that slave owners have responsibility too. And if they don't own slaves how are they supposed to earn money?

  • If I hear "bUt MoNkEyS oPeN tHeM fRoM tHe BotTom" again I will shit a semi truck. Wild monkeys do not eat bananas. Why would monkeys be the authority on bananas?? Because they are depicted that way? Would you ask a mouse how to eat cheese because they are drawn as cheese fans in cartoons? Well no, they eat fruit and grain and shit. Humans created the Cavendish banana. Monkeys were not taken into consideration when we frankensteined modern bananas together.

  • Politics is not about winning. Sticking to your principles and your morals instead of selling out and supporting the death of thousands in the mediterranean sea and the middle east is worth more than winning some seats in parliament. There is no one reason the right is on the rise. Populism and giving in to the temptation of power are definitely leading factors though.