I’m waiting for the Samsung Kickable Phone, so I can have a game of footy with the mates whilst shouting out my pizza order.

So what you’re saying is taking a walk is beneficial for stabilising the heart rate?

You gotta be careful with that sort of thing! Have people not seen Freakazoid?!

Good to see Arkansas getting some love.

I was some hours from Little Rock, however Northwest Arkansas region, and there was a lot of compassion witnessed. Was homeless there for a short while, and without the kind nature of people I wouldn’t be here.

I mean, the rich drug dealers you know are rich from dealing, aren’t the ones to have that lifestyle long term.

The sensible and rich drug dealers are the ones you wouldn’t know about. Quite a few of them are landlords here in the UK (I can’t provide numbers, just a what I know thing so I won’t be offended if no one believes it - these are just my ramblings, officer).
Basically just sensible ways to turn black market income into seemingly legitimate income, through either self-employed businesses or other means.

They’ll have seemingly regular jobs, and will do their best to appear legitimate to not raise any red flags. You’d be very surprised at who the most successful drug dealers are, however chances are you’ll never know as well.

I’m just saying I don’t think the market is going to be big enough for these models to even get close to emptying shelves. Maybe it’s not the right time, I don’t know, I’m just finding it difficult to see any use where people would find it more appealing than the form factors and devices they already have.

I was an adult when touch screens properly took off, and I doubt this is in the same league.

There was some practical purpose to touch screens, whereas this thing is just unnecessary. I doubt it would have the same effect.

I pick the category 'Things no one Asked For", for $25 Mr. Trebek.

I mean, in all fairness I sure do hope I have a bigger penis than my sister.

We have processed boobs now too?! First they went for our chicken nuggets, and we didn’t take notice…

Like many other shows, this one was a product of its time and wouldn’t work today.
Talking, intelligent car decades ago? “Oh wow! Futuristic!”
Talking car today: “hey Google, play Tiptoe Through The Tulips on 120% volume”

Not too long ago I had bought a power bank, for a holiday, and since returning I’ve found myself occasionally using it when I’ve done something a bit worse than this: I’ve been so tired before bed, I’ve forgotten to even plug my phone in!

I think I’ve used the power bank, after waking up, more at home than on holiday.

You mean that’s what the hole in the wall was for?

Oh dear…

Google. Hey Google. Is this thing why is this thing typing? Fuck. No don’t say that. Backspace. Google backspace. How do I turn this off? What was that? I told you not to use that door the hinges are loose I’ll get to it I gotta play call of duty first. No I can’t pause it. Is this thing still picking up my voice? Oh for fuck sake

If someone left their PC unattended, I’d quickly change all fonts to Comic Sans.

Some of us can’t be trusted with such power. I would personally use invisibility to switch items in people’s coat pockets. Keys always in the left? Well now they’re in the right pocket!

Total anarchy.

The REAL question is how much beans can I feed to a cat, and why does my house smell really bad?

I’m actually rather thankful for this entire drama, or rather my cats are.
I was ‘this’ close to forgetting some ham for their once in a while treat. Thanks, /c/vegan!

This article has completely missed a selling point of e-readers for people like myself: no constant refreshing.

My eye strain, when reading for a long time, doesn’t come from the light (or lack thereof), which is evident as a positive of backlit Kindles and other e-readers, though the constant flicker of screens. E-ink solves this issue perfectly, and with every device in that article mentioning “60Hz” on their alternatives I feel as though they’ve missed a big point of having an e-reader and what exactly constitutes as “paper like” (it’s a lot more than just “low/no backlight”).

You’ve been through a fair bit! Sounds like you have built a strong perspective. Your family sounds rather loving.