TIL what it means to “rice” a desktop

Neat!

picks up pollut-o-matic and starts firing into the air

Too late. The Tims have already been Hortoned

Is that all?

turns off switch

This is why spoiling your dog(s) is an obligation rather than an indulgence

Interesting logic or backstory?

Siberia, Russia or Svalbard, Norway

You were planning on going to rural Alaska, right?

2 posts in and I’m done for the day

Fantastic cure for doom scrolling

Correctly, smugly and pretentiously

Glad to see Blur blurring the line

I like these kinds of articles because of Betteridge’s Law:

What does this mean for Taiwan?

No

Fun (horrifying) fact: the reason barber poles have red on them is to represent the blood from when they offered tooth extractions

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barber's_pole

“just as good”? No, I feel it is (and has been for years) vastly superior but I mostly use it to find documentation or Stack Overflow answers so consistent UI and concise summaries are high priority to me. Take that as you will

I don’t think anybody can dethrone Google Maps yet but that’s another story

Did you think I’d Schogotten?

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Yep. Low bar to clear

It’s obviously referring to the guy in the background watching them talk

This would honestly be a lot easier

To whom would you send it*

Oh look, I got mail

The Switch was an iterative improvement on the Wii U and while I wish they called it Nintendo Snap (how I heard the new sound effect) instead of drab numbering, I’d argue there are similar iterative innovations here–some likely to compete with the Steam Deck–without losing what’s working so far