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  • The raisins ride a loose shotgun to the power of cinnamon and salted butter.

  • As long as its just us. It throws me through a loop when theres no bagels left at the shop :[

  • Buttered, toasted, cinnamon and raisin bagel, and an oat milk flat white. Buttered, toasted, cinnamon and raisin bagel, and an oat milk flat white. Buttered, toasted, cinnamon and raisin bagel, and an oat milk flat white. Buttered, toasted, cinnamon and raisin bagel, and an oat milk flat white. Buttered, toasted, cinnamon and raisin bagel, and an oat milk flat white. Buttered, toasted, cinnamon and raisin bagel, and an oat milk flat white. Buttered, toasted, cinnamon and raisin bagel, and an oat milk flat white. Buttered, toasted, cinnamon and raisin bagel, and an oat milk flat white. Buttered, toasted, cinnamon and raisin bagel, and an oat milk flat white.

    Am I autistic or depressed?

    Yes

  • Takes out duct tape and does a tonsure wrap of tape around their head and ears

  • Yeah but the hairs ruin your razor, shaving the puncture site.

  • I remember one holiday with my mum and dad in a cottage in the hills. They had a DVD player and dvds on the shelf in the little living room We put Gone Girl on because it was relatively recent and I'd heard of it, and about 10 minutes in my dad was like "oh wait, I've read this book.....it's shite."

    I insisted we watch the whole thing because I cant stand watching a bit of something I find I dont like, voice my opinion on it, and then get told that if I didn't watch 'til the end, then how can I know?

    Anyway, he was correct.

  • Can't wait for my "the downfall of AI" flip-book cheque-book.

  • Is that an intentional Rimmer salute?! What on earth??

  • Remove the bits I've promised to those that aren't quite as fucked as me, yet.

    The rest, don't embalm. If post-mortem is required, no plastic left in me, that kind of thing. Wrapped in linen, dumped in a hole deep enough that the foxes won't find it, and we're done.

  • Fascism delivered by a paedophile, no less.

  • Yeah, sorry. Its difference in temperature. I got delta-T in my head and blinkered in on either making a 'triangle' to denote delta or just write it out, instead of just saying temperature difference.

    Apologies.

  • I know its memes, but the astronaut tim peake discussed the space suits on No Such Thing As A Fish where he said that the whole get-up is like 16+ layers thick, and the only heating inside is for your fingertips, so you dont lose fine motor function. He said you can be sitting working on a panel outside the station, with one hand facing the sun and one hand facing the shade, and the delta-T of your two hands could be something like 500°C.

    Maaaaadness! (It's been a while since I listened to this episode, my memory of numbers could be skewed.)

  • This is excellent. Thank you very much. Im going to take the points on the crisis page onboard.

  • What do these things mean?

  • Yaaay. What a fun way to find out I probably definitely have a thing.

  • Your sister sounds pretty incredible.

    I never feel as though I'd know what to do or say, or would be able to even help in the first place.

    Kudos to the pair of you.

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  • So what you have to do is just keep storing up your snot til you've got something like a fist-full of it. Then spray it with warm water and have a whiff. Or maybe microwave it?

  • Yes! Exactly this. Hahahaaaaaa. Whadda buncha shites.

  • This is a whole sub-genre in British tabloids. Absolute melts pointing at things with a sad or annoyed face.

    Cannot for the life of me remember the collective term for them.