Gaben does not ask for your password, he is ENTITLED to it. Your password is his by divine right, your game library is held in vassalage to him, your liege lord

Ass to ass

Ich iel, we used to beanjean the gar

They straight up shot a Palestinian American journalist in the head a few years ago

Poo Tzu

Where’s the admixture of dirt, rocks, grape juice, and other ingredients? that’s been sitting for a week under the sink and is almost ready to imbibe?

While we’re at it, I’ve never seen trumps long form birth certificate. Is he even American?

I know enough. These jaundiced dwarves are no feathers mcgraw

Porky nolos dos

Do the minions even have names? How can they kill 2 named characters?

Grommit will return and cleanse the land in the name of Wensleydale Cheese

Oh it wasn’t quite that bad, just nausea and a killer hangover Edit: well not just nausea, profuse vomiting, which is probs why it wasn’t worse!

Gneiss

I went to a party where they made jungle juice, and my girlfriend asked me to take it slow. I exclaimed “tastes like juice to me!” Bet you can guess how that went

I have a strong stomach yet this made it tremble

Is sora what was used to create the AI narrator for my company’s training videos this last year? Good god they looked terrible, why even bother, just have the voice over top of the slide graphics

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Ethical catch and release

Watch your doors and corners kid

Do they all wake up in Sigil?

So much for trusting in her plan, eh?