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  • Jim Cramer has spoken

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  • In an absurdist fantasy novel the wizard would be named Cramer. He's the highest ranking member of the court not of royal blood. His pronouncements are always deeply considered by the powerful. But all the common people know that you always should do the opposite of what he says.

  • Jim Cramer has spoken

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  • three card monte

    Ah, the ol' physical media prediction market bet.

  • Pentagon prepares for Israeli-US war on Iran that could last 'until September'

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  • Pentagon prepares for Israeli-US war on Iran that could last 'until September'

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  • I imagine this happened...

    "The war needs to over by September." says Trump and the room which has America's top military guys is leaders quiet. They all intently look at the enormous table they are at. "Over by September," Trump says again. One guy has a nervous tic and his hand goes up to adjust his collar which doesn't actually need adjusting. This causes a mild ripple effect of people slightly moving in their seats or slightly moving their upper bodies. Trump is already angry and he's about to say it a third time.

    Just then an odd whirring mechanized sound can be heard. The ancient guy in the wheelchair who was in the shadows has started to move. Everyone turns their head to see. Taking this opportunity - one five star very quietly asks another a question. "Who's that old dinosaur? Christ. Look at 'im. He looks like the world's oldest man" And the reply is "He is - unofficially. Officially - he doesn't exist. He's an Operation Paperclip SS Nazi named Dr. Strangelove..."

  • Check out this cool mantis.

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  • Check out this cool mantis.

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  • Thanks.

  • Check out this cool mantis.

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  • Something something something something something something “tiny versions” but and they are adorable

    Yes!

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    Bulletins and International News Discussion from March 2nd to March 8th, 2026 - The Second Iran VS US+Zionists War Megathread

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  • Really embarrassing stuff. Let's see if he can keep the streak alive.

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  • US tech firms pledge at White House to bear costs of energy for datacenters

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  • pledge

    Oh my goodness! It's inconceivable they that would break their pinky swear!

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    Bulletins and International News Discussion from March 2nd to March 8th, 2026 - The Second Iran VS US+Zionists War Megathread

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  • Al Jazeera

    ‘Considerable portion’ of Tehran’s residents have fled amid US-Israel attacks

    The Tehran metropolis and nearby areas have an estimated 14 million people. It’s very hard to talk about moving this large number of people in a very short period of time. But indeed, a considerable portion of Tehran’s population has decided to evacuate the city amid the ongoing US and Israeli strikes. Those are the people who are able to leave and have homes outside of the Iranian capital.

    Still, there are many others who are left behind. They are living amid all these concerns, frustrations and anxiety. Of course, compared to last year’s US and Israel strikes, which were mostly limited to Tehran, the strikes now are much broader and include many more cities. According to the latest report, more than 150 cities across Iran have already been hit by the US and Israel strikes. So other cities are not safe either.

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    Bulletins and International News Discussion from March 2nd to March 8th, 2026 - The Second Iran VS US+Zionists War Megathread

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  • FT

    Sri Lankan authorities search for Iranian sailors

    Sri Lankan authorities have said search and rescue operations for an estimated 61 sailors are continuing after a US submarine sank an Iranian warship on Wednesday. Navy officials from Sri Lanka said military rescuers had recovered 84 bodies after responding to a distress call from the IRIS Dena in the Indian Ocean. Dozens of rescued sailors were now recovering at a hospital in the port city of Galle, authorities said on Thursday.

    US defence secretary Pete Hegseth confirmed that the warship was sunk by an American submarine, in an attack that widened the scope of the US-Israel war on Iran.

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    Bulletins and International News Discussion from March 2nd to March 8th, 2026 - The Second Iran VS US+Zionists War Megathread

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  • NYT

    While Prime Minister Mark Carney of Canada has flatly ruled out joining the U.S. and Israel in their attack on Iran, he said on Thursday that his country’s military may nevertheless be drawn into the fighting. “One could never categorically rule out participation,” Carney told reporters in Canberra, Australia, after speaking to Australia’s parliament. “We will stand by our allies when it makes sense.”

  • His "I'm not a Nazi! I'm in the Anti-Fascist Knitting Club!" t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by his shirt.

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  • Capital police thanked Senator Chud and gave him a patch.

  • His "I'm not a Nazi! I'm in the Anti-Fascist Knitting Club!" t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by his shirt.

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  • A GOP Chud Senator named Tim Sheehy was involved in that assault and he helped break that guy's arm. Sheehy was a Navy SEAL.

    Republican Sen. Tim Sheehy of Montana assisted several police officers in physically ejecting a man who interrupted a Capitol Hill hearing on Wednesday to object to the U.S. and Israel's war with Iran.

    https://www.cbsnews.com/news/tim-sheehy-joins-police-in-ejecting-protester-from-capitol-hill-hearing/

    Senator Chud's tweet - https://xcancel.com/TimSheehyMT/status/2029308818933596356

  • The Vikings: with and without horns

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  • What is the Kuleshov effect ?

    In film editing, showing the viewer two unrelated images can spark an emotional response. The classic example is having an actor with a neutral expression, then showing a bowl of soup, and the viewer thinks the actor is hungry. Then the same neutral expression and a woman... the actor is in love. It’s a way of using editing to manipulate your audience into thinking and feeling certain things.

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    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuleshov_effect

  • Alex Jones on the Iran strikes: "It's like walking around in the desert or West Texas. One hole might have a pygmy owl in it..."

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  • That's so wrong. But it is pretty funny.

  • His "I'm not a Nazi! I'm in the Anti-Fascist Knitting Club!" t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by his shirt.

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  • I guess if libs pretend hard enough - they can convince themselves that the Enormous Lunk also known has Fetterman isn't actually in congress and instead he's in the WWE. Then the libs can say "Fetterman 2? Nah-nah-nah-nah - I don't even know who you're talking about!"

  • His "I'm not a Nazi! I'm in the Anti-Fascist Knitting Club!" t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by his shirt.

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  • putting his own faith in the U.S left's one true God: electoralism.

    I'll leave this here - https://hexbear.net/post/7812971/6958547

    It's a comment I made a few days ago. It includes a quote by a "stubborn electoralist" at Bluesky. They stubbornly defend Platner day-after-day.

  • His "I'm not a Nazi! I'm in the Anti-Fascist Knitting Club!" t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by his shirt.

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  • Yes?

  • Alex Jones on the Iran strikes: "It's like walking around in the desert or West Texas. One hole might have a pygmy owl in it..."

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  • Me doing my best gravely-voiced Alex Jones impression which is bad - very, very bad.

    "So - Imagine there's a hole. There could be a rattlesnake in that hole. A rattlesnake - okay? It's a hole in the ground. You can hear'm rattle: rattle-rattle-rattle 'cause - you know - he's a rattlesnake. And you get flat on the ground. You put your groin area real close to that hole. Then you pull down your drawers. And you put your pecker right in there! And ya - you know - you do the hokey pokey and ya shake it all about. And... Do I gotta explain every little detail?..."

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    Good brain - very, very good best brain in the world brain

    archive.ph /Gcg3q
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    Worst Riyadh Comedy Festival ever.

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    The Minnesota National Guard handing out coffee, donuts, and hot chocolate to people on the street.

    www.facebook.com /reel/1197971282504923
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    Any time is the right time for some libs to punch left.

    bsky.app /profile/dieworkwear.bsky.social/post/3mdbgn3bw5s2g
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    CIA dem senator utilizing using a Thread deniability feature.

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    The link goes to his Bluesky post.

    Obama's two cents

    bsky.app /profile/barackobama.bsky.social/post/3mdbbk4lfpk2b
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    The New York Times's two cents after the news broke.

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    Edit - working Bluesky mirror link

    The mood is not subtle.

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    Kamala Harris's two cents

    bsky.app /profile/kamalaharris.com/post/3md7dyso4yc24
  • news @hexbear.net
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    05:00

    ‘Really, really concerning’: Pentagon sends military attorneys to Minnesota ~

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    The Minnesota National Guard, which had been activated earlier by Gov. Tim Walz, was assisting local police amid growing protests.

    apnews.com /article/immigration-enforcement-minnesota-4d1499fc5962ab880f3816259e04bdbf
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    Not the Onion

    The mayor of Minneapolis has asked Trump to please stop.

    bsky.app /profile/bubbaprog.xyz/post/3md6sedslts2j
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    Chuck Schumer made a five word post about the execution.

    bsky.app /profile/schumer.senate.gov/post/3md6ufdm6os2o
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    Not the Onion

    WARNING: MEME THREAT DANGER IS HIGH. REPEAT. MEME THREAT DANGER IS HIGH.

    bsky.app /profile/acyn.bsky.social/post/3md4wceakwi26
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    Finally a sane use for leaf blowers: "SELF-DEFENSE".

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    Finally a sane use for leaf blowers: "SELF-DEFENSE".

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    More inside

    "Slavery was real" at the base of a brick wall that, until yesterday, held panels about the people enslaved by George Washington. Presidents House, Philadelphia.

    bsky.app /profile/archaeoscape.bsky.social/post/3md3yxmvld22m
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    More inside

    NurgleRFK

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    Take a break from Hellworld to read about this arrow and the guy who invented it.

    archive.is /qptKP