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    Bulletins and International News Discussion from March 6th to Whenever We Reach About 3000 Comments - The Third Iran VS US+Zionists War Megathread

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  • If Trump were at least a bit of a normal person - I'd say yes. But Trump is Trump and he might actually have convinced himself for today that Iran is on the verge of collapse and surrender. But tomorrow? Who knows.

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  • I've been very curious how "hardened" (or whatever the word is) Israeli reactors are against missile attack. I didn't google because I'm sick and tired of google being (total) shit and wasting my time. But curiosity might make me google later today. If I do and if I find something - I'll reply with it.

    Edit. I don't think Iran would ever do that. It would be a suicidal move opening up Pandora's box for Israel and maybe even America to start nuclear attacks.

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  • Trump is actually saying "We’ve already won!"

    The Guardian

    Donald Trump said on Saturday that Britain is giving serious thought to sending two aircraft carriers to the Middle East but that he does not need them because “we’ve already won.” Trump wrote on his Truth Social platform...

    “The United Kingdom, our once Great Ally, maybe the Greatest of them all, is finally giving serious thought to sending two aircraft carriers to the Middle East. That’s OK, Prime Minister Starmer, we don’t need them any longer — But we will remember. We don’t need people that join Wars after we’ve already won!”

    I edited it for clarity.

  • HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK - USE THE WORD "POLIO"!

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  • Now why wasn’t this video called, “you won’t believe”.

    Hmm... Great question.

  • How to war-proof your budget before regular gas hits $4 a gallon

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  • Is there anything actually useful in the article? I assume it's like 99+% of other "save money" articles. And it has such gems as "budgeting" and "planning" and "scheduling" plus whatever other gems I'm not remembering off the top of my head.

  • This might be the craziest shit he’s ever written, and that’s saying something

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  • During Trump 1.0 there was a lot of guesswork about who was actually writing them. Maybe some reporters hunches were right. But as far as I know with Trump 2.0 - I don't think even access journalists have any idea. Also a Hexbear pointed out that there are em dashes in the posts which are 100% unTrumpian and most likely AI.

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  • Yeah. It's... Um... Well... What can I say? It is neat.

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    Bulletins and International News Discussion from March 6th to Whenever We Reach About 3000 Comments - The Third Iran VS US+Zionists War Megathread

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  • Al Jazeera

    Netanyahu tells Lebanon to enforce 2024 ceasefire

    Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has told Lebanon it is up to them to enforce the 2024 ceasefire agreement.

    “Your responsibility is to disarm Hezbollah,” he said in a video statement. “If you do not do this, Hezbollah’s aggression will result in disastrous repercussions for Lebanon. It is time for you to take your destiny in to your own hands. We will do all that is necessary to defend our communities and citizens.”

  • This might be the craziest shit he’s ever written, and that’s saying something

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  • Maybe I'm all wrong but to me that post only sounds a little like him. The flow isn't right. It reminds me a lot of his recent posting going back months. It's like a Hollywood script significantly changed by uncredited scriptwriters. If I'm right - he's saying ~4 or 5 sentences (or whatever) and then his aides/AI finish the rest in their best Trump impression.

  • HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK - USE THE WORD "POLIO"!

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  • I got so worked up that even though I wasn't doing a rightwing parody I used my all caps voice. But it was that or fedposting.

  • Judges keep ordering immigration hearings — but say the results are often a sham

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  • The courts say the Trump administration isn’t complying in good faith with demands to give ICE detainees a measure of due process.

    [...]

    Increasingly, [judges] are finding that the hearings they’re ordering — conducted by immigration judges who work for the Trump administration — have been fundamentally flawed or even pre-cooked, designed to result in findings of “danger to the community” or “flight risk” without a fair consideration of the evidence.

    Some federal judges have required do-overs, and others have grown so skeptical of the administration’s intentions that they’ve ordered detainees released outright.

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    Bulletins and International News Discussion from March 6th to Whenever We Reach About 3000 Comments - The Third Iran VS US+Zionists War Megathread

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  • AP

    ~36 min ago

    Iraqi prime minister condemns targeting of US embassy

    Caretaker Prime Minister Mohammed Shia al-Sudani called an attack launched on the U.S. Embassy in Baghdad on Saturday a “terrorist act” carried out by “rogue groups.” He said he had issued orders to military and security agencies to pursue those responsible.

    Iraqi security earlier said that a missile had landed on the helicopter landing pad in U.S. embassy complex in Baghdad. There were no casualties reported. An embassy spokesperson declined to comment. The U.S. State Department did not immediately respond to requests for comment.

    Baghdad’s heavily fortified Green Zone, which houses government offices and diplomatic missions has been attacked in the past, but this was the first reported strike to land in the week since Israel and the U.S. began striking Tehran, triggering a war in the Middle East.

    Iran and allied Iraqi militias have launched dozens of attacks on U.S. military bases and other facilities in Iraq since then. They have also struck bases of Iranian Kurdish dissident groups with operations in northern Iraq.

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    Bulletins and International News Discussion from March 6th to Whenever We Reach About 3000 Comments - The Third Iran VS US+Zionists War Megathread

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  • Maybe it's on the shitter?

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  • The Bestie Boys rap...

    Netanyahu / invokes "Amalek" / after striking / an Iranian girl's school

    My plan at first was to make some parody lyrics for this.

    But makin' parody lyrics Shadrach proved to be way too hard

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  • Patients say measles 'worse than expected' as Utah hits 350+ infections, doctors say

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  • Vaccination should be made mandatory. Enough of this fucking "choice" shit. It's called public health for a reason.

    "I can give a family and I can give patients all the information that I feel like that they need in order to make decisions, but ultimately, it is the family's choice and decision how to care for their child and how to proceed."

    Amanda Jocelyn, nurse practitioner

    I edited it a bit for clarity.

  • Patients say measles 'worse than expected' as Utah hits 350+ infections, doctors say

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  • a fucking onion bit

    I considered changing the thumbnail because it really does have that vibe.

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  • it's just a building with an ad for Warner Bros World in Abu Dhabi on it

    You worked harder on the NYT update than their fucking reporter did.

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  • Aka "Datacenters".

  • askchapo @hexbear.net
    InevitableSwing [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    Caption this.

  • electoralism @hexbear.net
    InevitableSwing [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    WaPo: "Ranking the 2028 Democratic presidential contenders"

    archive.today /2026.02.27-103813/https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2026/02/26/2028-democratic-presidential-candidates-newsom-shapiro-harris-kelly-aoc/
  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    InevitableSwing [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    The Lancet: "The destruction that Kennedy has wrought in 1 year might take generations to repair, and there is little hope for US health and science while he remains at the helm."

    www.thelancet.com /journals/lancet/article/PIIS0140-6736(26)00414-9/fulltext
  • Slop. @hexbear.net
    InevitableSwing [none/use name] @hexbear.net
    Not the Onion

    Today it is snowballs...

    wabcradio.com /2026/02/24/sba-president-slams-snowball-assault-on-nypd/
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    InevitableSwing [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    Cuba says four shot dead on US-registered speedboat

    www.bbc.com /news/articles/c24drvj8yl2o
  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    InevitableSwing [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    Our neighbor...

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    InevitableSwing [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    Over 150 US aircraft sweep into Europe, Middle East as Trump contemplates strikes

    archive.today /2026.02.24-194905/https://www.washingtonpost.com/investigations/2026/02/24/united-states-iran-buildup/
  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    InevitableSwing [none/use name] @hexbear.net
    Not the Onion

    Measles is back. Nine other vaccine-preventable diseases may be next.

    archive.today /2026.02.24-161342/https://www.washingtonpost.com/wellness/2026/02/24/measles-vaccine-preventable-diseases/
  • Slop. @hexbear.net
    InevitableSwing [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    Ya gotta love dem messaging!

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    InevitableSwing [none/use name] @hexbear.net
    More inside

    Gavin Newsom's dad was chief counsel for TCI - a company involved in the biggest stock fraud in California history. TCI's president was an Operation Paperclip SS Nazi.

    en.wikipedia.org /wiki/William_Newsom
  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    InevitableSwing [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    The logic here is Orange Man Bad. Still - it's funny to have a lib sound like us.

  • Slop. @hexbear.net
    InevitableSwing [none/use name] @hexbear.net
    More inside

    High-end construction really does help everyone

    archive.today /2026.02.23-142247/https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/02/housing-crisis-rich-poor-building/686086/
  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    InevitableSwing [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    👀⠀⠀

  • Slop. @hexbear.net
    InevitableSwing [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    Old oldie but a goodie.

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    InevitableSwing [none/use name] @hexbear.net
    "On land slave ship" news

    Proposed ICE concentration camp "mega-center" in Georgia designed to house 7,500 to 10,000 people.

    archive.today /2026.02.23-003049/https://www.cbsnews.com/atlanta/news/social-circle-ice-immigrant-detention-center-plans-infrastructure-concerns/
  • askchapo @hexbear.net
    InevitableSwing [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    What's he writing?

  • Slop. @hexbear.net
    InevitableSwing [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    Gee, BBC - I guess you're right. Who can say why Israel is doing this?

    www.bbc.com /news/articles/cgez359nd72o
  • Slop. @hexbear.net
    InevitableSwing [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    This is lib shit Air Force One but it did make me laugh.

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    InevitableSwing [none/use name] @hexbear.net

    Trump: I am sending a great hospital boat to Greenland to take care of the many sick people.

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    InevitableSwing [none/use name] @hexbear.net
    More inside. This is a crazy story.

    Wikipedia blacklisted Archive.today and started removing 695,000 archive links.

    arstechnica.com /tech-policy/2026/02/wikipedia-bans-archive-today-after-site-executed-ddos-and-altered-web-captures/