I like irony here that the headline focuses on the “closed on Sunday” bit rather than a vending machine provided by a company that specializes in fried chicken in a place where health is important.

Tangentially related great sci-fi short story: “The Last Question” by Isaac Asimov: https://users.ece.cmu.edu/~gamvrosi/thelastq.html

Obligatory XKCD: https://xkcd.com/612/

Relevant Simpsons: https://youtu.be/Nth4RqqmQZ4

My favorite quote:

“When tardigrades begin to dry out, they start making these proteins at very, very high levels, essentially filling the inside of their cells with these weird, disordered, floppy proteins,”

A sculpture in Berlin called “Politicians discussing global warming”

Source: https://cementeclipses.com/portfolio/follow-the-leaders/

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.

Right in the feels.

Poor guy doesn’t look relaxed.

The peasants are asleep. Now we dance on the winds of our blades!

Physics? Where we’re going, we don’t need physics!

The eyes want chaos.

Please don’t give studios any ideas.

…you sexy reptile!

Something something your mom.

When I see this I hear Bailey from “Finding Dory” doing his echolocation: https://youtu.be/fqnC1hvDuBY

I know there’s a retriever joke in there somewhere…

The cover image looks like he’s trying to make farting noises with his mouth. Not that that’s much different than anything else that comes out of it.

Looking forward to seeing just what species I’m coming out of.

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