Having seen lots of sci-fi movies, this can only end well.

“Draw me like one of your French cats"

If I had a nickel…

"Life, uh, finds a way” - Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park

Exactly, they might be from the “booty” system now, but there’s no need to rename the planet. That would just be confusing.

Mmm, magic hot dog.

Bonk

Appropriate username

I think A2B0 smoked something.

Or are they boobees?

In the US, don’t forget the fee you get charged for missing your appointment time despite the fact it doesn’t work the other way around.

I believe it’s called spooning: https://youtu.be/8wUOUmeulNs

Unless you’re a politician.

Stolen from the internet although I’ve seen a few versions:

Out in space two alien life forms are speaking with each other. The first alien says, “The dominant life forms on the earth planet have developed satellite-based nuclear weapons.” The second alien, who looks exactly like the first, asks, “Are they an emerging intelligence?” The first alien says, “I don’t think so, they have them aimed at themselves.”

Being married, I know it’s a death trap… but f@&$ it. What does premium wife get me?

Everyone loves a good old ramjet whammy.

I couldn’t decide on:

You’ll shout your eye out

Or

It’s all fun and games till someone gets their eye poked out

So here’s both.

Sadly I got this idea from chipotle: I like to make a bowl of black beans, rice, caramelized onions and peppers and sprinkle on some shredded cheese. Adding a bit of guacamole is a nice touch too.