We’re made out of meat?

There must be something wrong with this man’s sole.

Also known as parakeety

I just recently chased my two giggling teenagers and wife around a store with a small trex hand puppet and I’m a grown-ass man.

Firm believer in embracing humor and staying young and yes I bought the puppet.

https://lemmy.world/post/22143486

There’s prank hardware you can buy for cheap that beeps at irregular intervals similar to this.

That owls seen some shit.

Preschool teacher: draw a happy fish Preschool student: <the above picture>

I DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOU…BUT I COULD MURDER A CURRY

Aren’t we one of the largest threats to all living things? I mean, it even works when you replace the word lions with humans in that sentence.

Don’t threaten me with a good time!

The right kinds of friends will totally see this as an acceptable excuse.

These things always feel like someone shouting “I have a birthday too!“ at someone else’s birthday party.

This reminds me of the “taco town” SNL skit.

From: https://www.forbes.com/sites/kateoflahertyuk/2025/04/16/cve-program-funding-cut-what-it-means-and-what-to-do-next/

He says the recent news about MITRE’s contract would likely only affect new vulnerabilities. “Historical vulnerabilities should not be affected. It’s important to call this distinction out, as there’s already been some confusion.”

Oh we’re fine then. Nothing to see here. /s

My brain automatically read that in Keanu Reeves’s character from the movie Parenthood.

Bill and Ted’s might also work though.

Oliver is suspicious.

That cover image …

I was thinking the Coral walking dead meme, but yours is better.

I know a person whose parent made it a habit of driving around and harassing homeless people from their car with a bull horn.

Think about that. Some people have no decency or morals.