It even plays a happy little tune while it does it.

I recently bought a zojirushi rice cooker because of their reputation for making perfect rice and lasting decades. So it’s the AK of rice cookers. Or more like the AR because it was $200.

Where? I wanna play!

God as my witness, I used to be amused by the front fell off video. Now it’s so cliche I’d skip a thread where it might come up. I deleted my reddit account a week ago and although changen is hard I don’t miss the burnt humor that passed as culture.

Regret is like salt, you sprinkle a little in to hide the bitterness. -The Expanse

That’s awesome, I haven’t seen most of those. Thanks for spreading the word. I hope they never try to cure him!

Time dilation count?

That had no reason to slap that hard and I’m thrilled that it did.

Is duck duck go browser safe?

Vance is smart. He says stupid shit for consumption by stupid people but don’t ever turn your back on him.

For the members of r/whoosh, I believe this is what’s known as sarcasm.