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I'm beautiful and tough like a diamond...or beef jerky in a ball gown.

  • Geordi, in the bottom-left pane.

  • These are the shitposts I live for. Not the shit that should be in the political memes community. Thank you!

  • Apparently Seth MacFarlane asked himself the same question because in The Orville, exactly that happens.

    Or maybe the orgy resulted in a holodeck malfunction? I gotta re-watch.

  • Charlie Kirk. Kirk, 31, was the CEO...

    He was only 31?

    Geezus. Hate really does age you. I'm over 10 years his senior, and he looks 5 years older than me. And for once, this isn't a humble-brag.

  • I mean, I wouldn't say "don't celebrate it" but just because someone else is a piece of shit isn't a blank check for you* to be a piece of shit.

    *Collective "you"

  • But I'm not going to spare him any empathy either

    Me either. I'm not even sad he's (apparently) no longer among us. I just get disgusted with everyone who's calling for violence left and right (metaphorically and politically).

  • Might be a bit premature. I'm gonna hold off until someone whose brain isn't a pile of mush and who isn't a pathological liar confirms it.

  • Can you and jawa21 team up and dub whole episodes of Trek (dealer's choice) with audio/dialog from The Golden Girls? I didn't know that was something I needed in my life.

    Also, I have never seen TGG but you have made me add it to my watch list.

  • But if someone's gonna make some wisecrack comment celebrating/endorsing acts of violence, they should definitely watch it to see the sick reality of what they're celebrating.

    Kirk is (was?) a piece of shit, but the armchair judges, juries, and wannabe executioners around here need a reality check.

  • How's this?

    "No, Chicago salt trucks are not being used to interfere with ICE 😉"

  • But then.....you sound like....William.....Shatner.....and I'm not...sure....if that is any....better.

  • Haha, yeah. I had about the same reaction when I read that. I thought for sure it was an early 2000s thing.

  • That's like asking if every racist joke should be applied to everyone of that race. That's kind of how stereotype-based "humor" works.

  • Norf F.C or "Goalposting" is the nickname given to a series of drawings and illustrations originating from 4chan's /pol/ board satirizing Northern English

    Yes, 4chan's /pol/ board is certainly a mighty fine moral compass you're referencing there. /s

  • Not saying any of it isn't accurate for a portion of the population. But it doesn't apply to everyone (we're not a monoculture / planet of hats), and to paint 347,628,682 people with a mural of ugly stereotypes is, well, kinda racist / xenophobic.

  • The barrel is [present-tense verb] [preposition] the Worf.

  • For regular debit/POS transactions, yeah, I think that's universal. For ATMs, though, I think it depends on the ATM software, right?Is it only your bank's branded ATMs that do that?

    My credit union doesn't operate ATMs and just reimburses the fees, so I use any random ATM when I need to do something other than a deposit. Some let me do multiple transactions, some don't. Some don't even let me transfer funds, but those are usually the dinky little machines you find in "convenience" locations.

  • I really don't that that gives it a pass, TBH.