I had the same problem when I started to look into Linux distros. Nevermind, I have the same problem in generell. With bandnames, songnames, appnames, packagenames, you name it.
I run with Debian at first because it sounded better than Ubuntu and the logo reminded me of the zerg from StarCraft.
Then I tried a bunch of others, you know how it is, and landet on fedora.
Hated the name, still do, but it was the first distro where everything worked. So I've been sticking to it since.
Those are not my opinions I was trying to guess how people are going to spin it. Not really sarcastic but more cynical?
Don't know the fitting word to describe my motivation but it came from a place of anger. Not against the satanic temple but the people who talk like that.
Guess I should have put everything but "or" in quotes.
Pfff, that just the script to the last of us part 3.