your highness, the peasants are bored out of their minds

oh yeah? put em to work building some crazy shit before they start killing each other for a thrill

we gotta look out for our dudes

almost sent this to my friend who’s been super down lately but then decided against it because “that thing you’ve been wanting to do” might be offing himself

3rd: stutter badly and accidentally say something interpreted as offensive and then dig yourself even deeper trying to explain yourself

mirrors don’t really show you candidly in profile too, you gotta bend weird to see the side of your body and you can’t really see the side of your head. I saw a candid profile photo of me once and realized I was way fatter than I thought I was and had shit posture. I’ve lost weight since but my posture is still real bad. I got fuckin nerd neck!!

the left one would look sick with some shades

drinking and smoking for me. I ditched the booze early this year because it was worsening my health and mentality. unfortunately literally everyone I know is a heavy drinker and I live in a small town with nothing to do but go to the bar. it’s rough out here man. getting sober nuked my social life but at least I don’t have to deal with hangovers anymore.

might start doing that just for fun

it’s under the 4th left rib, about 6 degrees from the 3rd

buddy are you 14 or something because that’s weak

it feels off, to you. it feels fine to me. does that make me dumb or am I just a different person with different thoughts and feelings than you?

too real

consider that perhaps language may be flexible

that’s definitely an alien, no way this guy’s from planet earth

lmao frog bird looks so fucking stupid I love them

cool. I guess I’m effectively vegan now so maybe I’ll find some good recipes on here

🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 gurl go ahead and marry him!!!

By contrast, stressed plants are much noisier, emitting an average up to around 40 clicks per hour depending on the species. And plants deprived of water have a noticeable sound profile. They start clicking more before they show visible signs of dehydrating, escalating as the plant grows more parched, before subsiding as the plant withers away.

someone smarter than me should get to inventing a device that listens to plant clicks and tells you when it needs water

I was just thinking about this because I’ve been going through and blocking every political community. I’ve found that when that is gone, there’s really not that much left aside from random technology focused stuff, some memes, asinine twitter screenshots, and a fuck ton of linux stuff. And the comments sections of seemingly unrelated posts often devolve into political shit slinging. I’m on an instance that blocks lemmygrad and hexbear so I can imagine it’s far worse for the ones that don’t. I’m starting to sour on lemmy too because there’s basically nothing here of interest to me anymore.

“I protest against this production because it is ugly and offensive and portrays us as some kind of barbarians. Today, in Europe, it is very important not to offend anyone. I would never go to protest against a production that is just art,” commented Dzhambazki.

Said by a man who acted barbarically because he was offended by art.