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Look, you get born, you keep your head down, and then you die. If you're lucky.

#fedi22

  • Same.

    I have a spreadsheet of every meal I've cooked for the last three years, with a meals look-up tab that allows me to filter by cuisine, protein, carb, and then also pulls in the date from the planning sheet so I can see how long it is since I last cooked that meal. Makes weekly meal planning a lot easier, eg: I want a chicken and rice dish that I haven't cooked for at least two months, then a vegetarian pasta dish for next day. No problem!

  • My buddy's friend knew the guy who painted the helicopter that was used in Rambo III. Oh yeah! I've been drinking free on that one for years (as long as I'm drinking tap water).

  • Pol Pot was further back on that road.

  • I enjoyed the robot mimicking his 'pain crouch'. 10/10 on rice, would watch again.

  • I know. No other logical explanation!

  • Shithead, pronounced shi-thayd.

  • Nail clippers. I kept losing nail clippers so I bought a pack of 10 and put two in each of the places I'd expect to be able to find them. I think I'm down to only having four now, so it might be time to buy another 10.

  • You fucking cheapskate, OP, what about the carrot for the reindeer?

  • The whole of the TV show 'Lost' took place in the mind of a goose.

  • In the UK it’s a mince pie and a glass of some booze (traditionally sherry) and a carrot for the reindeer.

  • You're right!

  • But it does predate generative AI. Dunno who it was done by.

  • boogs

    Jump
  • That's just what an insect would say!

  • Oh, yes, that was it! Good times!

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    What breed of dog is magic?

  • Trump invades Trumpland

    FTFY

  • I worked in a Nac office. Everyome had am idemtical lookimg bluetooth 'nagic' nouse.

    Ramdonly swappimg a few aroumd was always a great 'ice-breaker' for the begimming of a stressful day!

  • But where would all the cars go? /s

  • It's been a long while but IIRC in one of the early Metal Gear Solid games there was a baddie who would threaten to (and could) corrupt your save file, completely breaking the fourth wall in the process.

  • If you ever get to the Philippines give it a try! Ask for the “young” balut so it’s more like an egg and less like a baby duck.

    No thanks!

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Revelation!

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    What's the opposite of a Hershey bar?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    Anyone else live somewhere that has had people joining in a WiFi naming joke?

  • United Kingdom @feddit.uk

    Keir Starmer to announce plans for digital ID scheme

    www.bbc.co.uk /news/articles/c4g54g6vgpdo
  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Everytime I use frozen spinach in a recipe

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    What music do you like to fall asleep to?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Must be lvl 11 genius

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    Important pricing information

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Like a me to a bean!

  • And Finally... @feddit.uk

    Bargain Hunt expert admits terror offence after sales to 'Hezbollah financier'

    www.bbc.com /news/articles/cdj9wpk2nxjo
  • You can't park there, mate @feddit.uk

    Tha can't park theer, cock!

  • Community Promo @lemmy.ca

    Cooking With Fire - Feddit UK

    feddit.uk /c/cooking_with_fire@feddit.uk
  • New Communities @lemmy.world

    Cooking With Fire - Feddit UK

    feddit.uk /c/cooking_with_fire@feddit.uk
  • [Closed] Moved to !fedigrow@lemmy.zip @lemm.ee

    Cooking With Fire - Feddit UK

    feddit.uk /c/cooking_with_fire
  • Goth❌Industrial @lemmy.world

    Leech Woman

  • And Finally... @feddit.uk

    'Bonkers': Hegseth ridiculed as Enola Gay photos swept up in DEI purge over word 'gay'

    www.rawstory.com /msn/dei/
  • You can't park there, mate @feddit.uk

    With apologies for the American commentary and a couple of obvious stunts

  • Technology @lemmy.world

    Watch: A real-life flying car takes to the skies

    www.bbc.co.uk /news/videos/cx20nwlqe07o
  • Cooking @lemmy.world

    Best ever burger?