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Homme_Tanks [he/him, they/them]

@ Homme_Tanks @hexbear.net

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2 yr. ago

  • Gonster sounds like a web 3.0 app that locates the cheapest nearby funeral home to dispose of your loved ones' remains without breaking the bank

  • I never got to try the lemonade that kills you so I might have to give this a shot

  • I'm bluee skib a dee skib a die, skiba deeee skib ah die

  • !!! Never order the egg sandwich !!!

    !!! Do not get a soda at the station from the vending machine in the secondary hallway where the lights don't work !!!

  • Personally I think the big push to put AI products inside of everything is just to establish a channel to harvest user data from every facet rather than provide any stated functions to the user. The artwork theft feels like just the very tip of the abusive iceberg as it were

  • They say to me: “You do that podcast!” And I say: “Yes, I do! Thank you so much for listening!” Then they say: “I thought you were five foot three!” And I have to explain to them that I lie about my height on the podcast so listeners resent me less for making a lot of money just for talking into a microphone twice a week.

    Oh my lord Brace is five foot four ... he lied to us!

    (New media wasn’t done with Obama, however; in 2023, Tucker Carlson interviewed a man on his podcast who claimed to have sucked Obama’s dick in Gurnee, Illinois.)

    uhhhhhhhhhh let me be clear, i'm gonna bust

    Then Covid hit and podcasts went through the roof, and now I have the salary of a dermatologist and live in Brooklyn, which is Israel for podcasters.

    funny weird little article

  • The ultimate linear architecture? Neom The Line 😎

  • Ive heard that there are some very good authenticator applications on f-droid or izzyondroid, but yeah it's hard for me to conjure the energy to do anything to switch until something really inconvenient happens

  • Do not step on that bug just put him outside

  • His examples of debanking are pretty chud coded (Nigel Farage, Trucker Convoy, 'China Social Credit Score'), but this is certainly a very depressing situation with the TPM being linked to a chain of services which are required by potentially vital third party applications.

    Now I need to find an alternative for full drive encryption and I guess I will never be able to us the little fingerprint dongle I just bought ever to generate passkeys or with Bitwarden.

    Depending on the level of knowledge required to avoid using TPM, I honestly just might not be able to avoid it.

    And that windows recall thing is absolutely unhinged. First time I heard someone mention it I thought they they were just making shit up

  • There is a new web fingerprinting technique that uses your GPU's individual idiosyncratic performance characteristics to enable/boost efficacy of web fingerprinting: https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/researchers-use-gpu-fingerprinting-to-track-users-online/

    A team of researchers from French, Israeli, and Australian universities has explored the possibility of using people's GPUs to create unique fingerprints and use them for persistent web tracking. The results of their large-scale experiment involving 2,550 devices with 1,605 distinct CPU configurations show that their technique, named 'DrawnApart,' can boost the median tracking duration to 67% compared to current state-of-the-art methods.

    https://arxiv.org/pdf/2201.09956

  • I wonder if I'm not the only one: Nearly every time I fire up Teams at home for the weekly progress meeting, it tries to trick me into selecting an option letting 'my organization' have administrative control over my entire PC

  • Short of Breath Note

  • I remember getting this on the PS2 right after it was released and it absolutely blew our minds how big and detailed the levels were... And we loved that you could play as a guy in a Slim Jim suit

  • I never got to try tribes, and I feel like this was a huge mistake. I remember seeing the box at bestbuy or compusa and it looked sick

  • Alexa, cut power to smart bed.

    ...

    Alexa?

  • unsettling maniacal laughter