Americans are collectively the idiot in their own movies dumbstruck that the space ark they built left without them.

Except this one is full of Elons sperm.

Do you think the flute make a little peep sound when you inhale through it?

I was there.

When Papyrus was new.

I forgive it now because of Adobe and the font “foundries”.

That chimney ain’t right.

It’s an AMERICAN.

Fucking boo.

Yeah. Effective compressions are more critical right away, especially if you’re alone. There’s some passive ventilation happening with the compressions.

AHA teaches it now I believe.

Just concentrate on good compressions.

Sleep tight.

This bill authorizes the President to enter into negotiations with the government of Denmark to purchase or otherwise acquire Greenland. The bill also renames Greenland as Red, White, and Blueland.

You are an embarrassment to rational, free, people and someone should shut you the fuck up.

You, America. Fix your shit, it’s too far already. Your protests are nothing compared to what you are allowing to happen to the world.

“Why the long face?”

They said it was Great.

From the country that had a black Captain America, an anti-fascist superhero, in theatres while it wouldn’t vote for a woman who is black.

Who fed us all those movies about fighting for freedom and didn’t even get the plot of their own movies let alone a history* documentary.

lol.

*

Same with consumers since 2025.

Ford goes national, party factions hard, reverse Reform Party lol, reconciles under Ford, Canada gets its Trump years, not months, after the US swings right as is tradition.

Sigh. I hate this. We are so fucked and climate and H5N1 aren’t on fucking pause.

Partial points.

You run the country, yes. But you affect the world.

Shit tickets and mountain money come in many denominations.

It comes a month after President Trump’s executive order to remove what he calls “improper ideology” from Smithsonian museums.

And they’re letting it happen. It’s unbelievable.

Slowly and with plenty of witnesses invent the toilet. But like out of wood pieces like a barrel or ship. Rain barrel on the roof for water. Start suggesting more contained sewage.

Should be just enough to not get dead for heresy or something but live comfortably and help a shitty situation.

Remember when Putin needed to bounce between President and Prime Minister (or whatever they were called) to stay in power before just taking the mask off?

I wonder what they’ll call the temporary office in the USA. In 2032 after getting his newly-reinterpreted “term of two together terms”. Can’t be VP so maybe Chief America Officer? Yeah. That’s it.

I hear ya, and mean this with all due respect and just as a counterpoint.

I think the world, and especially Canada, aren’t wrong to expect Americans as a whole to not let it get to that point - democratically, seriously. We have been, happily and willingly, consuming an entire culture of freedom and defence against tyranny. Your news is our news, including all of the violence and rationalization of it - defence of freedom.

We know your massive protests and hard won civil rights because your media is our media just like your products are our bilateral lifelines.

If it gets to the point of invasion I think it’s fair to consider all of America having stabbed us in the back.

Edit: just to try and be lighter about it - it’s like we all took in your movies and books and documentaries but America themselves in a staggering ratio seem to have missed the point or identified the wrong protagonist.