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    16 days ago

    Would love to see them try this with the Message In a Bottle protocol. Would probably take a few centuries, but still…

    “Hi, I’d like to hear a TCP joke.”

    “Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?”

    “Yes, I’d like to hear a TCP joke.”

    “OK, I’ll tell you a TCP joke.”

    “Ok, I will hear a TCP joke.”

    “Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?”

    “Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke.”

    “Ok, I am about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline.”

    “Ok, I am ready to get your TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline.”

    “I’m sorry, your connection has timed out. Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?”








  • Here’s another exploit. You and your academic buddies could each have their own Journal and use them for publishing without any suspicious traces leading back to you. Let’s say Sally starts SPLAT, the Studies in Pointless but Laughable Academic Topics. Nelly starts NOPE, the Journal of Nonsensical Observations an Preposterous Experiments. Meanwhile Pete starts POOP, the Proceedings of Outlandish and Outrageous Postulations.

    Nelly can be an editor of SPLAT, while Pete can publish all his papers there. Likewise, Pete would be an editor of NOPE and Sally can publish her papers there. Finally, Sally would be an editor of POOP and Nelly would publish her papers that way. It’s a happy love triangle where everyone wins.



  • Can confirm. For example, Egypt made university education free (or very cheap) for all Egyptians. Nowadays, they are pumping out countless medical doctors who get employed all across the Middle East. Probably not the highest quality medical care, but it’s still better than nothing.

    Now that I think of it, many countries offer free or very affordable university education for their citizens. What’s wrong with America? Even poor African countries make education accessible.