This joke is about, how dog owners don’t speak out trigger words, when talking to other humans, to not over agitate their dog.

Mary: “Hey Sam, how about we go take a …”

Sam: “Pssshhht, don’t say it!”

Mary: “Ah ok. I meant we take a W. A. L. K. later on”

löle

Who hurt you so much?

No need to tell a random dude what he should or shouldn’t do. :p

Where did I mention toxicity or a fatal dose of THC?

Or if you decide to take other drugs that night. You don’t want to mix alcohol with THC for example.

Rickey Rat

Da fehlt die dauerhaft unbrauchbare rechte Fahrspur.

Mein Szenario setzt voraus, dass der Mitarbeiter Zugriff auf die geleakten Informationen hat. Seine Adminrechte würden das Installieren oder starten von allerlei Software erlauben. (Im neuen Solitär-Spiel eingebettet oder drive-by heruntergeladen.)

ich werfe noch “lokale Adminrechte” und dessen Konsequenzen ins Rennen.

“geknackt”… konnte man einfach nicht vermeiden.

OK, next step would be stopping your stupid immune system attacking your β-cells.

Okay, folks, listen, listen, it’s, it’s very simple, okay? People are talking, they’re saying, ‘Mr. Trump, the murder rate, it’s too low, it’s not what it used to be.’ And you know what? I agree. We used to have, back in the day — oh, the 70s, maybe the 80s, beautiful times, really tremendous times — we had so much, so much happening, people, and now… now, it’s just… nothing! Boring! What happened? Where did the murders go? I don’t know. Nobody knows. But when I’m elected, folks, let me tell you, we’re gonna bring them back. Big time.

Now, now, people say, ‘Oh, Mr. Trump, why do you want more murders?’ And let me tell you something: it’s about jobs, okay? People don’t think about that. Murders? They need investigation. Cops? Gotta hire more cops. Jobs! Economy! It’s all connected, folks. Big brain stuff. Nobody thinks like me. And, and the murderers, some of them, very fine people, they need work too. They’re out of work. We’re gonna put 'em back in business, folks. You’ll see.

So vote for me, we’re gonna do some, some tremendous things. More murders, more greatness, everyone wins. Except the people who get, uh, you know, but that’s okay, that’s okay. It’ll be, um, it’ll be something.

So when you go to vote, remember: a vote for me is a vote for… well, let’s just say you’ll want to lock your doors. But it’ll be huge.

Thank you, good night, and God bless hamburgers!

But but but the immigrants!!! They took our pets!

Oder ein Rammler

Ganz interessant vielleicht für die, die den (wahrscheinlichen) Ursprung der Prank-Anrufe bei Moe nicht kennen:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tube_Bar_prank_calls

https://youtu.be/fqM9NU7ds3k

It depends on the pasta (form, freshness, self-made… etc). Some has to be stirred 3-4 times others just once, in my experience.

I add both oil and salt in the very beginning, because there’s no reason to not do that.

If you really like to impregnate your pasta, so that it won’t absorb your sauce (or less well), then you are right about the there-is-no-reason-part in your answer.