I admire your positive outlook and confidence in turtles

It would be really surprising to see turtles on the wheel, considering there are no wild turtles in the Netherlands.

Whaddayamean there’s no such thing as a fish? I just ate one!

My plan B is to think of a plan C as fast as I can

This one is much better!

The “kind of” is doing the heavy lifting here

Partially, but even written Afrikaans has much more loanwords from African languages and English, and words that evolved independently, compared to Flemish.

Edit: Playing round a bit more with the tool, Your point is proven. The distance between Dutch and Afrikaans is lower. Only 2. Yet that’s considered different languages.

That doesn’t make sense to me. I’m a native Dutch speaker, I have little issue understanding Flemish. Afrikaans is clearly closely related too, but definitely harder to understand.

The toxic stuff is what bacteria leave behind, and you can’t cook that out.

Farting while sitting on it would be my guess

I’m all for free healthcare and public transit, but that doesn’t remotely cover the cost of being run over by an uninsured driver.

That’s also because the Netherlands are wildly in the wrong timezone. Especially during daylight savings.

I tried to do that some time ago, but got bored of weighing everything. Is taking a picture generally enough to estimate weights and stuff? I remember it made a lot of difference if a salad has an oil dressing for example, or how much peanut butter you put on a sandwich.

Sounds like a tamagotchi, but for keeping yourself alive :)

How does it track calories consumed? Or isthat something you do seperately?

My watch face is always analog, but that’s mostly because it’s an analog watch.

What’s the added value of a smart watch here?

They’re the opposite of mutually exclusive. I don’t think there are many people with a vaping “hobby”, that don’t also have an addiction

vaping hobby

That’s a weird way to spell addiction

The first time I saw this meme I was laughing so hard I fell of my dinosaur

Now I really want to try making a zucchini-cucumbersauce

It could take the same route, just flattening out the hills and valleys.

If there are sharp corners that might not work, but even lower speed rail doesn’t really like sharp corners. They can be mitigated up to a certain point with banked curves.