lying: yes, definitely!

not lying: Actually that’s another funny thing since Kalmarunionen is also not etymologically related to calamari either, which also is “kalmari” in Finnish. Kalmarunionen comes from the swedish city of Kalmar, which has it’s name origin in “kalm” meaning some kind of pile of rocks, even a memorial grave kind of thing, so that’s close! However, at least the language bank of Finland considers this an unlikely origin for the Finnish kalma and suggests other roots, see https://sanat.csc.fi/wiki/Etymologiadata:imsm:kalma

sigh gestures with hands

Kalma linux sounds like the goth version, especially in Finnish, where kalma is a kind of synonym for death

I used to have a macbook where I had linux installed with a Windows theme.

The nautical theme also continues with Nemo

“please shut down (this is sarcasm)”

I prefer tacos over tractors when it comes to having a lunch or things raining from the sky

/dad:on Musicians need a gig a byte while fans of the Disney movie Hercules need Meg a byte. Then again, the real assassins need a kil(l) o’ byte. /dad:off

And bushy beards

They come bearing gifts

No this only prohobits having pets that smoke cigarettes etc. while they are not wearing any socks or shoes.

“Precambrian Church”

MySpace

So orbs are just Windows to other realms?

I need some space

Ah, found it! Just had to look back in time

But where is the reverse engineer?

E for die Ente, the German word for duck 🦆

You have big shoes to fill