I remember hearing some time ago that mobile games give you progressively cheap “special deals” to make you buy anything from them, as that makes future purchases way more probable
I imagine it’s similar here - “Oh, you didn’t buy any games recently? But what if they went on sale?”
Imagine if that accidentally started banning all things Microsoft related due to some misalignment
While I do not wish for it to happen due to many real people possibly losing their real source of income, it would be quite fun hell to observe
They’re Open for investment money
New decoration idea for Halloween: orphaned zombie processes
Eh, system will take care of the orphans
Sounds like an… interesting session
Meanwhile on my account:
“We’re not sure if you’re 18 or not, so we disabled some functionality like personalized ads”
Can’t tell you how to replicate it, because I’m not sure how I’ve ended up there in the first place
Last one reminds me of Sandevistan BuTT-Plug
I assumed the guy doesn’t like his family
God takes off his mask, revealing he’s actually the devil and this is Hell
Have you seen the spin-off yet? Looks pretty good so far
Provoking black clouds in isolation
Friendly reminder that wombats are BIG
Earth has been proven to be spherical in 5th century BC, right? Do we have traces of globes made back when half of the Earth hasn’t been well known?
If we do, looking at must’ve felt pretty weird to the people living back then.
Water is generally a bigger problem. IIRC you can survive without it for about 3 days, without food for about a month
Assuming weekend lasts from Friday to Sunday, you only have to survive for 4-6 days. Don’t worry.
Alternatively, invest 18 levels into monk and get no damage in 99,51% of cases
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