I know you’re just stating a fact, but that doesn’t stop it from being stupidity.

Aww, tiny puppet man thinks he’s a hockey player.

Everything reminds me of her

You’re right, my experience as a sous chef does make me a perfect fit for that chief of surgery job I saw advertised. Imma go for it.

how often they’re right/wrong does matter.

That’s the wildest take I’ve heard on the question answering machine.

Does conflict of interest not exist in the US, or is it encouraged to get yourself elected and just be openly corrupt?

Why not just declare yourself a massive wage straight from the budget?