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  • I just want juice, is that so much to ask?

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  • They are, however, made of the fruit they’re named after with little sugar added. That 8oz is about half a pound, and half a pound of grapes is calorically comparable. I’d guess that the apple/juice situation is similar but it’s harder to ascertain because of variation.

    We’ve cultivated tree candy, and I can’t see it any other way.

  • I just want juice, is that so much to ask?

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  • Unless you’re looking for Apple or grape juice specifically, this is what you get. I’ve long decided to avoid juices as a result. If I want a sugar water packet, I just pack a honeycrisp apple, orange, Asian pear, plum, or a slightly overripe bartlett pear.

  • Wikipedia were in read-only mode following mass admin account compromise

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  • That’s hilarious, and I cannot imagine how stressed out that employee is.

  • What websites do you miss from the 2000s?

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  • Unsanitized blogs where people just spilled out their thoughts. Overwhelmingly were they inconsequential, but it was still a funny little peek into the lives of people you’d never know. You can’t do that sort of thing as freely anymore, between doxxing, scraper swarms, and the abundance of lunatics online. The barrier to entry is higher and the risks greater.

  • US launches military operations in Ecuador

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  • Well, at least this one was requested. Hopefully not under duress.

  • Thanks, I hate it

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    TIL owning a dog was associated with a 24% lower risk of dying from all causes over the course of 10 years

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  • There genuinely might be something to it, but this strikes me as another “wine is healthy, ignore the healthcare and self care culture behind the European curtain” type situation. Until something more concrete comes out, I’m just gonna pet my pal for fun and stress relief and monke brain grooming instinct alleviation.

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    TIL owning a dog was associated with a 24% lower risk of dying from all causes over the course of 10 years

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  • There was a study a while back that associated grip strength with one’s grip on sanity, and many people confused the cause. If someone has something to do, they’ll have stronger hands. If they have a healthy diet that supports their physique, they’ll have stronger hands. If they lack a debilitating injury or disability, they’ll have stronger hands. If they have ambient time to devote to exercise, they’ll have stronger hands.

    Unequivocally do I love my dog, but I try to avoid conflating associated privileges with results.

  • The Iran War Is God’s Plan, Say U.S. Military Leaders (Who Believe Trump Was Anointed by Jesus)

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  • Wonder how many times God tried to convince someone to do a thing and they just kinda… didn’t. Never read the Bible, but I don’t imagine many stories of unredeemed goat fornicators or greedy merchants end up sticking around.

    I feel like that was one of the best parts of the Greeks. Their gods fucked up constantly, and everyone knew it. Fate is a flip of a coin, and so were the deities they worshiped

  • Medical journal The Lancet blasts RFK Jr.’s health work as a failure

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  • I’m not sure what you mean. He’s the secretary of health and human services, not an influencer. He’s not suggesting people do anything, he’s steering and enforcing actions through agencies that he has sway over.

  • Medical journal The Lancet blasts RFK Jr.’s health work as a failure

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  • I’ve been expecting these newsisms to die for like 10 years now. It’s begun to infect my own speech. Blast, slam, it feels like I’m reading headlines written for attention addled children. RFK is definitely going to kill millions, but all I can think about is this ridiculous verbiage.

  • Yay, milkshakes!

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  • That’s far more liquid than I expected them to contain. I also expected them to be left alive, not drained dry. Wouldn’t it be more economical to feed them in a large tank for a few weeks, rather than killing them outright? I feel like fish food, by mass, costs 1/10th or less of live horseshoe crabs.

  • Turkey fried rice!

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  • I’ve never done Indian style fried rice, only Thai, Chinese, Japanese, and Malay. What sorts of spices does it call for? Evidently not turmeric

  • ok then

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  • I cant find it within myself to hate the safe paycheck artists of the world. Particularly her, considering she briefly transitioned to porn.

  • Epstein’s Private Messages Speculated Trump Might ‘Bomb Iran’ If ‘Cornered Like a Rat’ — Seven Years Before He Did - Secret News

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  • As a machine occupying vast swathes of an unspecified continent, we will not be erased.

  • Amazon Data Centers on Fire After Iranian Missile Strikes on Dubai [ME-CENTRAL-1]

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  • Is there currently an influx of bots in the Fediverse, or is it just that the usual patriotism is kicking in?

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  • I’ve not yet noticed any deviations from the norm

  • Featured

    Iran War Megathread

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  • When Russia lost planes to friendly fire, we made fun of them. It’s been 2 days and I think we’ve lost more planes to friendly fire than Russia has in years.

  • How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?

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  • I genuinely can’t tell what it was attempting to say. I’ve just learned that I cannot parse context and a stream of new idioms simultaneously.

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world
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    How does genital nomenclature change as a person transitions? Edit: answered. Thanks all!

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    Is my prank idea decent or will I waste my time?

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Macrotrends is a ruleiable source

  • Greentext @sh.itjust.works
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    Anon defeats the slop agenda

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    How much money would it take for you to eat hot soup while watching a spooky movie?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    When a tutorial in a game stretches out far too long, do you also picture yourself punching the tutorial npc in the throat and running away?

  • Linux @lemmy.world
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    I did it!

  • Linux @lemmy.world
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    Trying to unlock and put Linux on a locked, proprietary pc and I need some help 2 years of compsci isn’t worth a $20 pc. I’m returning it and getting my money back. Details in post

  • Cooking @lemmy.world
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    What’s the ideal ripeness for plantain chips?

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world
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    transcription in body

    Cinderella’s slipper

  • Greentext @sh.itjust.works
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    Anon’s a sucker

  • Greentext @sh.itjust.works
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    Anon’s family nightmare

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Spread Sheeran

  • no context @lemmy.world
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  • Reddit @lemmy.world
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    Reddit is scared

  • Reddit @lemmy.world
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    Reddit’s vibe has suddenly changed yet again

  • no context @lemmy.world
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  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    Lemmings living in red states, how’re you doing?

  • no context @lemmy.world
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  • no context @lemmy.world
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