So they managed to make it all the way up and then they were denied entry and then assaulted? That about right?

“No, you can’t come inside our shelter. It’s not safe! See all the people out there? It’s not safe in here!”

…

…*stab*

Satire is truly dead if the petals fall twice can’t be recognized as such.

To quote The Petals Fall Twice, “she was pregnant, but that could be dealt with in the morning, provided she was still alive.”

Anybody else confused by the use of these ai character bots? They’re pretty universally terrible. At least cleverbot never pretended to be good.

I’d say so, yes. Sebum’s great at making your hair glossy without any product, oil spread evenly across your scalp protects your skin, and brushies take like 20 seconds with short hair.

I get your reference, chum

You should still be brushing your short hair daily. Good for the scalp, good for your hair style

Who’s that little tree flag?

Because this costs money and time in the medium and long term. Concerning myself with the opinions of the obscenely uneducated is just not something I’m interested in doing.

What an idiot. There’s a whole picnic just out of frame that’s had it too good for too long.

I honestly don’t know enough about economics to dispute anything you’ve said. I will point out that this dispute is nearly entirely unrelated to nuclear capabilities, though. Were both Israel and Iran to both disarm their nuclear capabilities, they’d both still seek to tear into one another for a host of theology-adjacent reasons.

To be fair, they really don’t have any other option. They’ve already made the US a long-term enemy both culturally and politically, and, despite that, Iran still seeks to be a key geopolitical player. There aren’t many other avenues for that in the short term, which is all that usually matters for a dictatorship.

Things will be shaking up in the next few years, so let’s see whether they’ll continue to be perceived as antagonistic to the world at large as the US shifts into goblin mode and khamenei kicks the bucket, hopefully loosening oppression.

Unforced error number ? out of ???

“What percentage of them are classic Americans?”

“What, like natives? I think abou-“

“No, I mean claaaaaassic Americans”

“British? Almost none?”

“No, I mean claaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassic Americans”

“White puritans?”

“Patriots, yes. And no fatties.”

I could see a market for those who don’t use ovens, just stove tops

As I read elsewhere today, and therefore all of you must share in my misery, “don’t tax me there, I’ll- kyaaa.”

The one I was thinking of was actually just Bhutan. I was told it was religious, but it’s just how they do. Very unique

Could you imagine? “Hey wanna hop down to America for extreme inner fulfillment through measured hallucinogen intake, and then later bombs and gambling?” Shit, we should get started immediately.

Some religions use unusual measurements for age, but I can’t imagine asking this question.