We’ll just have to fight to the death over it. Either way, both of us will end up regretting a few things

Oh absolutely not. I would scarf down that entire chicken mess and spend the next two days regretting all my life choices

Yeah it kind of looks like a bundt cake made out of boneless chicken wings

I know you’re just using the same title as the Reddit post, but “Muslim-American” is probably the silliest hyphenism I’ve ever seen

Yeah, I really don’t understand taking amphetamines for recreational use. It’d be like putting on my work pants to go to a party.