GreenPlasticSushiGrass

Mary Scary will not kill you if you put enough booze in your mince pie.

Damn, good guess! That beats the hell out of “ceremonial”.

Neat.

Still waiting for that bass to drop…

When I load it, I get the message, “Looking for data files” and below that “Fonts (this might take a while)”. And it does take a while.

Well sure, but the regulars are there for more than just the movies and probably are not aspiring to a career in politics.

You OK, bro?

We had VCRs in the 90s. Just buy your tapes and do the walk of shame once, like a normal person.

-1, -1, -1, -1, -1, -1, …

Better than waiting for GIMP to load fonts, I’d wager.

Jumpin’ Jesus on a pogo stick!

That is the best kind of correct!

I wonder where they’ll find handcuff keys at Riker’s Island.

A slave to tobacco from his first puff. He was hooked from the gecko.

I remember one year I heard that weather radios save lives, so I bought them for the whole family one Christmas. They might save more lives if they weren’t loud pains in the ass that eventually get turned off.

“It’s a lovely morning in the village, and you are a horrible goose.”

Did people download .exe files in 2006? We were so innocent.

Do bags of heroin still go for $15? Apparently illegal street narcotics are inflation-proof!