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GreenDust

@ GreenDust @lemmings.world

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Dusty old bones

  • Candy cigarettes are illegal because they encourage kids to smoke

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  • because it's the only place I can think of that sells them....

    Because they're illegal to sell elsewhere 🤯

  • butts n beans

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  • If you're cold, they're cold

  • Game over

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  • Eurocentrism

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    Two sides to every story

  • RAS Syndrome

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  • BRB, just gonna sanitize this handrail with my dick

  • RAS Syndrome

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  • Redundant Acronym Syndrome Syndrome

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    RAS Syndrome

  • Get on my level

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  • She looks schifty five

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    Innocent until proven guilty

  • Double standards

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  • Bird law is not governed by reason

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    Double standards

  • Get on my level

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  • Their argument was about the optimal date format to use.

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  • I think I just don't know what 🥺 means

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  • Short men are men, not children

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  • Are short women supposed to date children or something?

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  • this clip is trying to say "i don't care," but its existence alone says "i deeply care"

    The setup makes you expect "i don't care," but then the punchline is actually "i deeply care". The joke here is the subversion of expectations.

  • Get on my level

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  • Get on my level

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  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Get on my level

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    Safety first

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    My father the tween literary critic

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    Harm production

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    Modern problems require modern solutions

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    Join the pledge

  • Tune a fish

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  • Tune a fish

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  • Absolutely not

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  • Speak for yourself

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    Tune a fish

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    For when joints give you a sore throat and edibles give you a tummy ache

  • I saw your face in a crowded place

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    I saw your face in a crowded place

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    ESL homework

  • Discrimination

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  • “we do not accept $300 for less than $75”

    “We do not accept $100 bills for orders less than $75”

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    Discrimination

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    Home renovations

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    GreenDust @lemmings.world

    Wicked hangover