This sounded like clownish villainy in Rainbows End. I swear these guys are compulsively drawn to the worst parts of SciFi.

The Simpsons got there first:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Who_Shot_Mr._Burns%3F

Is that albino pineapple?

I tried to understand it, but I’m at a loss.

If anyone ever wanted a WFH job where you could halfass it…

They mudbugs.

I’d vote for Utzp twice.

The US is constitutionally saddled with first past the post voting, which makes more than two parties difficult to represent at the national level. For some reason the two existing parties are unwilling to change that.

Something’s fucky.

It’s not a sword, it’s a question mark. This is a very normal human analogy.

Looks like they forgot to cook it, too.

DIY makes sure nobody puts the cans on top of the bread or bags raw meat in with the lettuce, too.

The moving finger writes, and having writ, moves on.

Menus in Mexico use the $ as an abbreviation for peso, which would make that about a 2 dollar burrito.

And they say he ran awaaaaay… BRANDED!

At the height of derangement.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kubrick_stare

Comfortably Numb by Scissor Sisters

Ring of Fire by Wall of Voodoo

Rusty Cage by Johnny Cash

I Feel Love by Dengue Fever

All I Want/Heroes by Lightouts

Tooter.

https://holywow.bandcamp.com/album/wow-i-might-refer-to-this-as-tooting-the-trombone-champ-soundtrack-collection-vol-1

Now that he’s done crapping up gen X’s beloved films, maybe he can make an awful Avatar or Phineas and Ferb movie.

Or if they had a car!