This comment sounds like Carl Kasell.

If there’s a dental school nearby you might be able to get it done cheaper at their clinic.

To hug the mountain. To envelop that mountain.

https://youtu.be/HU2ftCitvyQ

Ground up and in the freezer for freshness?

Rohirrim… eating a horse?

What’s that old saying… A hit dog will holler?

So like, an automated thirst trap kompromat harvester?

Holy smokes, you aren’t kidding. Unhinged, 47 different fonts, rambling about the trilateral commission, mid 90s web wackadoodle nonsense. It’s just a hair less well put together than the Heaven’s Gate website.

When they announced Peter Jackson to direct LoTR I thought… the musical muppet director?

Al Green performed a version with Booker T and the MGs. But yep, Sam Cooke wrote it.

Is he trying to tell us Change Is Gonna Come?

Oh man I had forgotten this one. It definitely fits the bill. Just so much fun to look at.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Behavioral_sink

It was an experiment with too many mice, too well cared for. The mice became withdrawn and… “Though physically able to reproduce, the mice had lost the social skills required to mate.”

Your link is about the Spanish Flu, which was the 1918-1920 epidemic. Covid is a different disease altogether.

I have bad news about the contents of Grape Nuts.

Back to the Future 2 nailed it.

AKA Volumes are unintuitive. Always get your martinis filled to the brim. https://youtu.be/Mkn3PzdaByY

AI slop image, for this gag?

Assuming they went to college.

I’d like to imagine they took the short trivia fact and applied the inverse of the compression algorithm to bloat it into something that satisfied the editor.