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  • #BelieveAllWomen

  • F/ck

  • This man is a keeper, ladies.

  • Coffee prices already suck, now they're gonna suck even more.

  • I often have to refrain myself from using ISO-8601 in regular emails. In a business context the MM/DD/YYYY is so much more prevalent that I don't want to stand out.

    Filenames on a share drive though? ISO-8601 all the way idgaf

  • Huh. This company still provides dialup Internet.

    But I'm less interested now not because of the slower Internet speeds but because the goat promo code expired.

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  • There's currently a big hubbub going on in the Wikipedia Gulf of Mexico talk page about changing the name to Gulf of America.

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    The pic says it all

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  • Start your plans to escape now even though it's a few years away.

    Find sympathetic family members or close friends who'd be willing to take you in. Preferably someone who your dad doesn't know, or at the least doesn't know where they live.

    Act as you usually would around him, don't have him suspect anything.

    When the time comes, spring your plan into motion. Notify your contacts that you'll need to be picked up. Pack essentials into a bag. Include vital documentation (birth certificate, social security card, ID) since those can be difficult to replace. Bring your pets if you have them. Leave in the middle of the night when he's sleeping. Don't leave a note. Turn off read receipts on your messaging application. Minimize as much leverage as he has over you.

    You're escaping abuse, so your own personal safety here is paramount, don't feel like you're obligated to him in any way. He will try to manipulate you if he knows where you went, so it's best to just ghost entirely.

  • That's why he turned around and did it again the other way!

  • Add health insurance CEO to the top of the non-essential jobs list.

  • Schtum

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  • YOUR BODY BETRAYS YOUR DEGENERACY

  • Manual saves are often a lot more stable than automatic saves.

  • Just turn the giant valve?! Why didn't I think of that!

  • Free sock tho

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  • I will spread the Woke Mind Virus wherever I go.

  • I thought he was supposed to end the war within 24 hours of him taking office?

    He hasn't kept his campaign promise!

  • I like that there are absolutely no repercussions in Red Dead Redemption 2 for killing Ku Klux Klanners.

  • All of them except Hannah Montana Linux, which is the One True Linux.

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Uncomfortable 30 second rule

  • Funny @sh.itjust.works

    flips setting from Busy back to Online on Teams

  • Memes @lemmy.ml

    Thou seeth me rolling, thou'st hating

  • Science Memes @mander.xyz

    Or we could do metric time

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    R.I.P. in peace 🪨 + 📜 = ☠️

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Spaghetti-rule-cation

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Only in Settings can you find Life's true meaning

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Taylor Swift needs a glass of water at night too

  • World News @lemmy.world

    Russian State TV Wants Moscow to Conquer Three US States

    www.newsweek.com /russian-state-tv-wants-moscow-conquer-three-us-states-1890051
  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Intr(ule)der Alert

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Press Shift to Sprint

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Metapod Rule

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Girlhood Rule

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Just think of the taxes that they can then avoid!

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Fisting Rule

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    I just hope both sides have fun

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Onion Ring Rule 🧅 💍

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Happy Double XP Weekend Rule

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Chip cards accepted here

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    USBee Rule