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  • Well that's nice! Time to read the comments that I predict will be nothing but whineing about it!

  • Hotels are a scam dreamt up by Big Jesus to sell more Bibles

  • What a fantastic game. I played it for 20 hours straight when I first got it. Absolutely magnificent.

  • Yup yup yup yup, yup yup yup yup

  • Being OP, ideally you.

  • Fuck you, Shoresy!

  • Apfelwine. My father used to make it, and I got drunk on it once. Not blackout hammered, just drunk.

    Never again.

    The next day was me lying in bed, feeling like I got my ass kicked my a meth'd up horse. Every breath sent a railroad spike deeper into my frontal lobe. Fuck that, never again.

  • Holy shit, the number of whiney comments crying about Newsom when the ad is about prop 50 is staggering.

    I would think that people were illiterate if they didn't read "Newsom" and start blindly frothing at the mouth.

  • What gets you permabanned for "spam" from the .ml meme comm:

    OP being a magatwat aside, mods being unaccountable children is a problem.

  • You have to move to Louisiana 🤢

  • Nor does the regime, sooooo....

  • I once drove 4 hours to an overnight party my ole roommate was having. Went, saw my college buds, enjoyed some diabolical drinking and board games. Drove 4 hours home in the morning through awful traffic.

    At home, I instantly realized I had left my laptop at my friend's. Contemplated jumping off the roof, drove 4 hours back to my buddy's, had a beer whilst regretting my existence, and drove back.

  • You win!

  • Oodles and oodles of obscure Vampire: The Masquerade lore I presume

  • I'm so goddamn sick of the "former gifted child" shit. They called anyone who didn't have to wait for the slowest kids in class that. "WOW, you're 8 and knew what "fortress" means on the vocabulary test? You're gifted!"

  • Idk

  • me_irl

    Jump
  • Thank you for introducing me to this masterpiece!

    Also, the "who here in (current year) commenters should be castrated via rock.

  • Ok Mr. President, let's get you to bed...

  • Political Memes @lemmy.world

    Dark Brandon is Coming

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev

    The legend

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev

    Error 502:

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Absolutely nothing of note happened in China in June 1989, right?

  • Memes @lemmy.ml

    Holy shit, no way!

  • Memes @lemmy.ml

    "This place is like a family"

  • Memes @lemmy.ml

    Career day can be hard on a kid

  • Memes @lemmy.ml

    What's a Pirate's least favorite letter?

  • Memes @lemmy.ml

    Finally, the Pride flag we never knew we needed!

  • internet funeral @lemmy.world

    Fear not the Dreaming, Sleeper.

  • internet funeral @lemmy.world

    Well?

  • Memes @lemmy.ml

    Hydro Homies unite!

  • Memes @lemmy.ml

    We Are Not The Same.

  • Memes @lemmy.ml

    A true dilemma

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    It's called shitposting because it's done on the terlet

  • Memes @lemmy.ml

    🎶 A small town, rural noun, simple adjective 🎶

  • Memes @lemmy.ml

    I wonder why college costs so much

  • Memes @lemmy.ml

    Isn't it obvious, Harry?

  • Memes @lemmy.ml

    But Dad...

  • internet funeral @lemmy.world

    Do not question Helios.