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  • Sure thing dickhead!

  • Where 👀👀👀

    (Asking for a friend)

  • Oyster

    Jump
  • Did the front fall off?

  • Citrus hugs!

  • Yes Rico, kaboom!

  • Instruction unclear, house is on fire and neighbors are talking to police. I can't hide under the fire truck forever, send help!

  • I am disinclined to acquiesce to that request.

    Means "no"!

  • This machine mildly annoys them with an incessant bell as they dawdle in the bike lane?

  • GOTTA SAAAAAAVVVVVVEEEEEE

  • "Wow, I really think the English have the best cuisine in the world"

  • You wouldn't just do that! Go on the internet and lie!

  • Will give absolutely fantastic unparalleled head!

  • Bong-sewer!

  • That's fantastic, thank you!

  • I ran over a toddler and an unhoused gentleman trying to read that. Good thing my truck is lifted, so there's no damage to the body. Your choices have consequences!

  • How else is one supposed to drive?

  • Hrmmmmm

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  • Holodomor. Katyn. Gulags. Literal alliance with the Nazis.

    You disgust me, up on your high horse, clutching your pearls and discounting millions dead because theyre politically inconvenient for the economic system you glaze. You accuse other people of spitting while you piss with your Shapiro-like disingenuity. Gross.

  • Elongus

  • Tech Support Memes @lemmy.ca

    Responding to damaged keyboard tickets titled "URGENT!!!!1!!":

  • Memes @lemmy.ml

    Invincible references hit!

  • Memes @lemmy.ml

    Stay safe!

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    And now Bezos is trying to insert ads everywhere

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    A Fine Vintage!

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Make a Wish!

  • Memes @lemmy.ml

    Dark Souls 1 Flashbacks

  • Memes @lemmy.ml

    C'mon!

  • memes @lemmy.world

    Diogenes was a real one

  • internet funeral @lemmy.world

    Do you understand?

  • Microblog Memes @lemmy.world

    I'll do it again!

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev

    Ya gotta keep up with the times!

  • Cybersecurity - Memes @lemmy.world

    Stay with the times!

  • SurrealMemes @sh.itjust.works

    STOP!

  • Memes @lemmy.ml

    Most Metal Stage of the Pandemic

  • Memes @lemmy.ml

    Boys With a Time Machine VS Girls:

  • Political Memes @lemmy.world

    Now that's some devotion!

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Who knew 1989 was an uneventful year in China

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev

    Not Mine; Enjoy

  • Memes @lemmy.ml

    Not Happening