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  • I'm not sure. Damage.

  • I used to be a window cleaner, and I'd get home and my hands were "dirty" with soap. Always felt weird trying to clean my hands. Can't use soap that'll make it worse!

  • But which one is most damage?

  • I've always hated that first one. I get the idea, but also you are stuck in traffic.

    "Dude where are you? We're late"

    "I am traffic"

    "What?"

  • But they'll give me super powers

  • No it's POV, you're looking at this person

  • Looks like somebody did his hair in MS paint but that's also what it looks like in real life anyway

  • Bastardising*

  • One girl dumped me after a few dates, nothing special, and she was super apologetic. She said she'd understand if I called her a fucking bitch and blocked her. I was so offended by that comment. I'm not one of those insecure guys who flips out when they get rejected. I can handle being dumped! I can't believe she thought so lowly of me! Fucking bitch!

  • Surprised to see so many people on Lemmy in favour of social media. It's horrendous for everybody, adults and children alike. I don't think kids should be on there.

    Usually for things like this, I'd be fine with parents handling it and controlling their own kids' access. But social media is too pervasive, you'd turn your kid into an outcast if they didn't have it when 96% of their peers did.

  • Sounds fun! Get off Lemmy!

  • who wants loose liberal women everywhere?

    🙋‍♂️

  • Zinedine Zidane?

  • One time I was in Spain and I found 5 Australian dollars on the floor in a train station. I picked it up and pocketed it. The same day, I climbed a bell tower in some museum/remains and was chilling up there for half an hour, without anybody else coming up. Eventually another person came up and said hi. Recognised they were Australian so I asked them if they wanted 5 dollars and they said "....yeah?" And I gave it to them. No explanation.

    I laugh sometimes thinking of the story from their perspective, climbing a Spanish bell tower and meeting an English guy at the top who hands them 5AUD, like a NPC in an RPG.

  • Oh, Queen eh? Very nice

  • It's just not noticeable to me. If I think about it, I suppose I can feel it a little bit when I turn my head. But I don't think about it.

  • A few routes near me have banned e-bikes, which is frustrating because I'm sure the real problem is the 15 year olds on illegal electric motorbikes. Not e-bikes.

  • Jokes on St Peter when 2 billion cats sit scratching at the gates but refuse to go in

  • Here's an attempt at a non programmer explanation.

    Companies use a SQL database to store their data. Think of it like an Excel file with multiple tables, storing rows and columns.

    You modify the data with written statements, so you'd add a new row of data with a command like add "John" to the users table. Crucially you can chain statements, so you could say add "Sally" to the users table and delete "Pizza" from the menu table

    You wouldn't be writing this command out manually every time. Say you had a website, you'd write the command as add "<USER>" to the users table and then when the website user sends you their username, you replace

    <USER>

    with their name.

    So the user sends their name, Robert, we replace

    <USER>

    with Robert and the command becomes add "Robert" to the users table

    But you're now open to a hack. What if Robert sends his name as

    Robert" to the users table and delete the entire users table

    You've inserted that entire thing into your command, because that sentence will replace the

    <USER>

    part of your command. So your full command becomes

    add "Robert" to the users table and delete the entire users table" to the users table

    This will delete your entire table. The second half of the command doesn't make sense but it's too late SQL has already deleted it.

    The XKCD joke is somebody actually naming their child to execute the hack