No

Why are you posting this here. I’m a Burnley fan. I thought this was a safe space.

It’s his fault for eating cereal though

If she was a real Megadeth fan she’d have hair like this

Because she says enter sandman

Hah sorry bud, I didn’t actually downvote it and I’m sure I couldn’t do better. Just offering an explanation to the lost soul above

Oh I can think of so many reasons to downvote this!

The whole “name 3 songs” thing is sexist, it’s usually said to women in band shirts. It’s boring and old.

It’s had a shit filter applied to her face. I see the exact same face everywhere. She looks like a Barbie doll.

Why metal guys? Are they more shallow than the general population? I didn’t know that was a stereotype and I’ve been to my share of metal festivals.

But that’s nothing compared to the fact it’s not very funny. It’s Facebook tier humour. Haha men are blind when boobies are involved.

Did they have a horse?

No, I do not tangle with lizards no more!

Ha I wish. Currently rocking a crying newborn’s pram with my foot. We don’t need a yank tank either

The small car has 5 seats, you can fit a family in it

Lucky for them that they don’t go to work, so they don’t have to be part of the worker’s revolution. They can just sit at home and be negative on the internet.

Holy shit I didn’t realise it was there. I always assumed it would be under the floor mat where your feet usually are. This is so much worse. Those pockets are always full of crap and I bet removing the bottom bit is easier said than done. Especially when you’re on fire.

Sure you’re not thinking of this classic?

https://www.reddit.com/r/github/comments/1at9br4/i_am_new_to_github_and_i_have_lots_to_say

I’m English and it sounds slightly off to my ear if somebody requests something and says thanks in the same sentence. To me, you thank somebody after they’ve done something. Making a request and immediately saying thanks is like presuming they’re definitely going to do it, which cancels out the whole pretend formality of requesting instead of commanding.

I know practically a canteen worker isn’t going to deny your request so it’s all unnecessary social nonsense but it’s funny spelling these tiny differences out.

Finally a genocide I can get behind

You mention wanting to be “close to family”. Worth pointing out that I think this has a very different definition in the UK compared to USA. The online joke about 100 miles being a long way over here is completely true. My wife’s family lives about an hour and a half away, and whenever we visit it’s a “proper” planned trip. We pack bags and stay overnight. I think Americans would drive there and back in a day and think nothing of it.

Discuss with them and see what they say. “How often would you visit if I lived 5/15/50 miles away?”

!abroad

Non-millennial detected!

When you change nobody or to and believes you.

Jokes aside it’s referring to people who don’t believe in bisexuality. Changing “Men OR women” to “men AND women”