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  • Worked at a servo in the middle of bumfuck nowhere as a teenager.The ice cream freezer was behind the counter so customers had to ask for what they wanted.

    Gaytimes were popular as all fuck but people were so hesitant to say the word.

    When Magnums came along, they were twice the price of all other ice creams but people loved them because they were simply that much better than everything else.

  • Lol. Didn't know it works that way!

    I always assumed that Roberts-Smith is ordered to pay costs and then he would have to go grovelling to Stokes to pay it for him.

    Appears the court registrar cut out the middleman and went straight to Stokes."You made the bet, you lost so now you have to pay up!"

    Fucking awesome!

  • "We came to the settlement offer of $600 as studies have shown that to be an amount poor people view as a lot of money."

    Something uttered by someone at Centrelink, probably

  • Its the reason why he disapproves of Charles being king.

    Conservatives have an incredibly stupid reason for their disapproval of Charles - it because they don't want Camilla, a divorced woman, to be queen.Side note, these same idiots conveniently ignore the fact that Charles is also divorced.

  • For most outdoors-people the terms camping and binge drinking are interchangeable so a couple of luxuries are needed for the next morning.

    First up to take care of is the morning AGB (After Grog Bog) so a camping dunny and a toilet/shower tent is a must. Don't fool yourself into thinking a shovel and hole in the ground is good enough, you are not a cat.

    Second is some wet bum wipes for cleaning the dags off your turd cutter after dropping off your AGB.

    Third is an Aeropress (and a set of scales!) for making yourself a good coffee. This easy to use hardware is well known and the internet is full of peoples favourite recipe for creating the perfect coffee:

    • 18g of coffee
    • 90g of water
    • 90 second brew time
    • flip over and press into mug (should take about 10 seconds to press down)
    • add more hot water and/or a little bit of milk to your personal preference
  • Royale Noir was the shit

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  • I mean it's one car, Alec. What could it cost? Ten dollars?

  • I know I'm commenting from different country, but the following quote by a judge in Australia is always worth keeping in the back of your head if you manage to get let off a serious crime...

    Having escaped the lion’s den, Mr Lehrmann made the mistake of coming back for his hat

    That was a line said by a judge in Australia during his conclusion of a very high profile rape case.

    The story,

    Bruce Lehrmann faced charges of rape. This case was very big in Australia because the rape occurred in an office at Parliament House and the government covered it up because there was an election coming up.

    The criminal trial was abandoned because the case was having a very detrimental effect on the victim's mental health.

    Later, Bruce Lehrmann sued a number of journalists for defamation... And lost... So now Bruce Lehrmann is forever branded a rapist. The judge delivered the above quote during his final decision.

  • More than just one of our recent fuckwit prime ministers

  • You know the little shithead did that on purpose, don't you?

  • Haha, yeah! It's actually a little depressing to be reminded of his severe lack of leadership qualities.

    Regardless of what I think of their policies, every other prime minister has had the leadership skills expected of the role they filled... Except Scotty who was nothing more than an incurious robot masquerading as a daggy dad.

  • Every former prime minister had a lot of great things to say about Antony Green except Morrison who used a lot of words to say absolutely nothing.

    He said Antony was a professional 3 times. I knew a guy who was a church minister and he talked a lot, but never really said much because he said everything 3 times. I think they teach them that at church... Tell them what you will say, tell it to them and then tell them what you just said.

  • I wonder how Gina is handling the news tonight

  • "I won't mention pre-poll because people ARE drinking when I say 'pre poll'"

    Fucking LOL

  • A solid concession speech. Can't imagine such a speech coming from any of the Liberal party's leaders over the last decade.

    Jeez, remember Malcolm Turnbull having a drunken tantrum on election night and threatening to send the AFP after the Labor party... That was his ACCEPTANCE speech.

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