but I wouldn’t leave replacing them off of the table…

Trump wants his solutions. It’s gonna be hard figuring out what solutions currently in place will be allowed to stay.

Priorities!

Sir, you can’t sleep here.

“Didn’t you hear? I don’t exist.”

I can’t help pay the wages of poor Amazon employees if I don’t buy from Amazon.

Nah, I buy the cheap shit and just clone it. When it pops, I’ll grab another one. Name brands are for suckers.

I said that a few freakouts ago, bud.

It’s easy to fight inflation in 2025.

Gold, guns and moonshine.

“I didn’t have a party but I found out who my friends were.”

life gave him lemons!

You’re right.

You’re all fucked too.

Bought my hard drives when he won.

If you weren’t panicking, you should’ve been.

…where’s your instrument?

It was either that or put on a clown nose and go burn my money on Newegg for $20 more and 5 more days wait time.

Then there’s the whole matter of the shirt…

HoloISO install on a Q6600 mini PC, gonna do Kodi, SmartTube, Jellyfin and slap an 8TB drive on it full of pirated games I didn’t pay for.

The shirt is for a Bible study group I was invited to.

edit: I am 100% serious

Wish you’d thought of it?

…almost added cat ears and socks to it.

Really? Where?

“sure thing, 'sug!”

…you asking for her number too, right?

Listen to this stupid clown talk.

not for this guy. You want authentic American food? Leave your house at 8pm…AM!!!, Google “restaurant”, find a small diner.

Go in, order breakfast, two eggs, sausage patties, a southern biscuit, gravy, and get a pancake while you’re there.

You’ll leave feeling like someone hugged you and everything will be ok, and all you wanted to do was eat breakfast.

Are you crying?

Hug it out, man. Come here. It’s ok.

attempting to agree with Che while reading wikipedia

"Yes, no, yes, hell no, FUCK NO, NO FUCKING WAY, EVER, Oh, cool! Hell no!*

I’ve never read about a person that I so much agreed with yet… disagreed with at the same time.

I was about like… “Am I on Lemmy?”

Great, if we need any slightly miffed letters sent to people we disagree with, we’ll call you.

Useless virtue signallers.