What’s the best way to polish that?

Yep, low in flavor and easy to overcook.

Perplexingly they’re bred to maximize the size of the worst meat; the breast.

You’re a Windows shop? Why don’t you deploy a policy that prevents users from shutting down computers?

Stock prices at least have the possibility of being based on something substantial other than dice rolls. Derivatives, not so sure.

This sounds like offloading responsibility for grid stability onto consumers. Do the tax reliefs offset the cost of putting wear cycles one’s personal battery?

That looks like a 100km/h road, why the hell is there a bike lane there? :D

OnlyFans reportedly takes 20% of subscription revenue

That’s a mobster-loanshark level cut.

Tom Jones didn’t disappoint.

50 species of gulls and every last one of them is a cunt.

BIOS exists no more. It’s all UEFI which is controllable from the outside.

Because “they” refers to multiple people?

North Indian is the best.

A year is plenty of time to whittle some new wooden clubs for the next inevitable brawl.

How is this news?

And how does the family react when they come back in with red eyes and reeking of weed?

Just so you know, if your UEFI isn’t password protected, Windows can change settings in there. I haven’t heard of that ever happening but I wouldn’t be surprised if it would some day.

How much would a replacement battery for your cars cost should the worst happen?

Even the original picture without the added text is very downvoteable. This “meme” communicates resentment but the point is valid.

At least kids don’t get to smoking them cigarettes like they used to’