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Captain Poofter

@ FunnyUsername @lemmy.world

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Hi, there!

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I was born in 1989, so I am an ancient grandpa and demand respect for my lawn. (/s ya right like I own a house)

(P.s. I am not a sexy hairy ripped daddy bear, but I do own a cat named Tammy 🐈‍⬛)

  • Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer says she's 'disappointed' Trump is considering a pardon for men who plotted to kidnap her

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  • this movie is so good. not perfect, but very good. so many great scenes. that marble angel wall is forever stuck in my head.

  • Red State Voters Approved Progressive Measures. GOP Lawmakers Are Trying to Undermine Them.

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  • this is exactly why i don't feel like there is anything i can do. the problem is entirely out of anyone's hands. it's all cancer.

  • No context needed.

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  • hey. i have that colander, too

  • In Japan, newly released archives reveal the scale of human experimentation between 1938 and 1945

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  • I'm not kidding anyone, I'm specifically saying the information was valuable enough to give them what they wanted. that's all

  • In Japan, newly released archives reveal the scale of human experimentation between 1938 and 1945

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  • it is not direct lives, so there is no source. we learned information such as the exact temperature a human body dies when frozen, and things that advanced organ sciences and transplants. there's simply no way to calculate the lives we've saved or improved from obtaining the information because it is so far reaching.

  • J.K. Rowling uses Harry Potter wealth to fund anti-transgender organization

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  • bitch, sit down.

  • If there was any TV show that was cancelled or cut short that you could see the planned continuation/ending of, which would you choose?

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  • Better Off Ted

  • In Japan, newly released archives reveal the scale of human experimentation between 1938 and 1945

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  • if we didn't get that information, more people would have died. "justice" may have missed out, but justice doesn't save any lives in this scenario. it's a super fucked up situation, but i do believe getting that information was the best possible outcome. at least some good came from the suffering of the victims this way. it's a hard pill to swallow, but nature is a bitch, we're all only animals, and there is no god.

  • In Japan, newly released archives reveal the scale of human experimentation between 1938 and 1945

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  • they didn't really have the cards. usa doesn't wanna give immunity? no experiment results. what are they gunna do? have another genocide just for science? it was literally the only chance for this information, and they had to give the worst humans that ever existed immunity to get it. it sure is a fucked situation and really makes you think. what god?

  • They're trying to normalize calling vibe coding a "programming paradigm," don't let them.

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  • i tried that one time. it was the only time i tried to use AI for something actually useful that i needed. i wanted to write some simple JavaScript that would rapidly flash 3 equally sized images on the screen of a handheld linux machine. the AI provided a list of instructions of software and other prerequisites i would need. after installing everything and entering in the code provided into the software, it immediately started yelling warning signs at me about the code. nothing ran. it was all useless. it felt like talking to a paranoid schizophrenic. the ai was so sure of the code, and insisted that i must be making a mistake, and kept apologizing and providing more useless code. it was literally just like talking to a paranoid schizophrenic at a bus stop, insisting all the crazy shit they're saying REALLY makes sense, if only you'll let them explain it to you further.

    what trash.

  • Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 Surpasses 3.3 Million Copies in 33 Days

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  • i wasn't interested in baldurs gate. I'm very picky about fantasy settings, but expedition 33 has such a great premise I was all in from the intro onward

  • Alien Isolation VR is finally here with immersive motion controls and much more

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  • great. sit in a locker and wait for 20 minutes at a time, now in VR.

  • Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 Surpasses 3.3 Million Copies in 33 Days

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  • i just started streaming this game today after avoiding nearly everything about it, and WOW!! so good already! something this good only comes out once every 5 or 10 years, assuming it keeps up at the same quality of everything I've seen so far. I'm only 4 hours in but very impressed by basically every category you can look at a game. and the entire premise being a hyper focused allegory for mortality itself that we all face is very clever, even if very bleak. i can't wait to see where this game goes! if you wanna watch me on the expedition, hit up https://www.youtube.com/@crustyoldhuman https://www.twitch.tv/crustyoldhuman

  • Yakuza 0 Director’s Cut’s new scenes will give fans “refreshing” sense of closure, according to cast

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  • wasn't yakuza 0 itself already basically a directors cut compared to the original yakuza? what even is this. fuck off.

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    YSK how to slice an Avocado

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  • i already know how to cut an avocado, i was saying these directions are not great at the one specific area people have trouble with, the pit removal. the graphic and instructions do not help and are confusing unless you already understand the method. "firmly embed the blade into the pit by hitting it downward with your palm, then twist the pit out once it's attached to the knife" is more in line with what they need to hear. not "wack knife with heel of palm and twist" with a photo of a knife simply hovering above an avocado. if you don't already know what to do, this is not helpful.

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    TIL ancient Greeks built the Antikythera Mechanism, a gear-driven machine that could calculate solar and lunar cycles, proving advanced scientific knowledge existed long before the modern era.

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  • it's just an astrolabe. a very old one sure, but it's always silly to me seeing all the various descriptions of this thing in these articles over the 20 years or so I've been seeing it posted. it's not a computer either. or a calculator. it's just a very old astrolabe for navigating at sea.

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    YSK how to slice an Avocado

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  • the most confusing part of this process is no clearer in this graphic. "wack knife with heal of hand and twist" and all it shows is the knife sitting on top of the pit? wtf does "wack knife with heal of hand and twist" mean? where do we wack the knife? twist what? the knife?? god i hate this post

  • ‘Elden Ring’ Movie in the Works From ’Civil War’ Director Alex Garland, A24

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  • i agree i immediately do not care about franchise products these days

  • "You can't just have Geralt for every single game" says his voice actor, and if you think The Witcher 4 making Ciri the protagonist is "woke," then "read the damn books"

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  • i promise you'll be able to trace her ass crack through her jeans