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Captain Poofter

@ FunnyUsername @lemmy.world

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Hi, there!

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I was born in 1989, so I am an ancient grandpa and demand respect for my lawn. (/s ya right like I own a house)

(P.s. I am not a sexy hairy ripped daddy bear, but I do own a cat named Tammy 🐈‍⬛)

  • Fish Suffer Up to 22 Minutes of Intense Pain When Taken Out of Water

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  • is what happens to us not in fact a "get out of here" signal to us? what makes you think a fishes subjective experience of pain is any more pleasant than your own?

  • Konami Teases A Remake Of The Original Silent Hill

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  • I'm so tired of remakes and reboots y'all. it's been like 10 years of this. i just want new games.

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  • it's because they are old, and nothing ever got better. everything only got worse. literally everything

    this will happen to you too

  • Xbox Game Pass might be getting a price hike

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  • nice. I just cancelled mine.

  • Who is an actor you can't stand, but everyone likes?

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  • yes. especially without kids.

  • Apple announces iOS 26 with Liquid Glass redesign

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  • frankly you seem to really care a lot about this topic and i was only making a passing remark on my personal experience, and I don't really care to learn about the intricate differences between using ios and android. like at all. have a great day though!

  • Apple announces iOS 26 with Liquid Glass redesign

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  • they have been siphoning features off each other for so long, the differences are only splitting hairs imo.

  • Apple announces iOS 26 with Liquid Glass redesign

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  • A man can dream

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  • ain't no fucking way your carving that out and leaving Minnesota behind, we've been basically Canada for hundreds of years

  • Apple announces iOS 26 with Liquid Glass redesign

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  • i meant more like the ux, but yea also that stuff 😂

  • Apple announces iOS 26 with Liquid Glass redesign

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  • Android and ios are basically indistinguishable to me at this point

  • Onimusha: Way of the Sword - 2nd Trailer: Formidable Foes Emerge

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  • oh, ya. Onimusha exists.

  • Subnautica 2 early access planned for PC and Xbox, drops on Game Pass on day one

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  • subnautica 1 was one of the best games i ever played. below zero was like a less good, James Cameron version of subnautica 1 that sorta forgot it was a survival craft game and focused more on the cinematic experience. subnautica 2....looks full blown James Cameron movie. it literally looks like the scenes underwater in Avatar 2. subnautica 1 was not great because it had aliens or a neat sci fi plot. those were neat extras. it was cool because the nature of the game itself required you to carve your OWN story through the way you chose to survive and progress. the world was your world, not a set piece for a stage play. subnautica 2, from what I've seen so far, looks to have completely lost what i first loved about the game. i know the original creator of the concept has long been gone from the development team, and it frankly bums me out how they've altered the original vision.

    I'm sure it'll be hugely successful, though. looks like something made for YouTubers more than someone who wants to pick up rocks for 3 hours off the sea floor.

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    Roommate refuses to use my body wash cause it's not "manly"

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  • i just use a little of the effort i saved by sitting down the whole pee

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    Roommate refuses to use my body wash cause it's not "manly"

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  • ya it all started cuz of that makeover show queer eye for a straight guy then the south park episode

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    Roommate refuses to use my body wash cause it's not "manly"

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  • i love sitting down to pee. with a penis, even. standing up takes effort. sitting does not. i can dribble off in the toilet instead of on my pants. i can check my phone quick. i can sit instead of stand. pee flows out better sitting down so i strain less. i don't have to stand elbow to elbow with a stranger holding his dick, too literally ever. the pros are quite good.

    the only bad thing is apparently some men think it's not manly! but im gay sooo oh nooooo anything but that. also sometimes the water is too high and the tip of your dick might touch but really this barely ever happens. I'm tall anyways, so when i use a urinal my dick is squished up by the top rim most of the time anyways which i find gross too.

  • In Japan, newly released archives reveal the scale of human experimentation between 1938 and 1945

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  • so everyone who is alive now BECAUSE of all that information doesn't deserve their life because of your ethical standards? we can agree to disagree.

    i am a carnivore. i eat flesh. i have zero disillusionment about what life and it's atrocities actually are. enjoy your high horse, I won't be responding to you anymore.

    edit: did you know particle board was invented by the nazis? ever buy any build it yourself furniture? better throw it out. ever drink a fanta soda?

  • In Japan, newly released archives reveal the scale of human experimentation between 1938 and 1945

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  • now you're just going in outlandish directions. if you don't have the nuance to distinguish between not letting lives go to waste and murder, then have a good day.