It’s not a cheek weld, but a magazine weld.

I’ve been having a hard time telling the difference between Dem incompetence or complicity.

Well it’s a movie, so there’s that. Helmets primary use is to stop shrapnel and protect against bonking your head. I’ve heard stories of, and seen pictures of helmets stopping bullets, but there’s lots of factors. How far away did the bullet originate? Did it ricochet off something first? War is a very chaotic environment. Lots of weird things happen. There are stories from WWI and WWII where a bullet was stopped by a bible in a breast pocket, but it’s really up to random chance.

I believe most modern helmets are rated to stop a 9MM, but beyond that it’s a crap shoot.

I immediately was like “smart pipe!” No fuckin’ way.

I’m sure Elon will give the camps some dip shit meme name.

“As for asshole pictures, as far as I know, asshole recognition technology isn’t as developed as facial recognition technology yet.”

Fecal recognition technology.

My butt does hurt.

Nobody wants to work anymore!

Impeccable.

You use those to roll sushi and then cut them to size. Congrats on discovering nori.

My Pa, in his youth, broke his back after hitting a railroad crossing at 90+ miles an hour on his motorcycle. The mercy flight and the ambulance arrived at the same time. They asked which he wanted and he asked which is cheaper.

Beautiful comment, I love it.

Also: “pressuring users to move to “philips security” which will require your lighting to be connected to their servers 24/7.”

Is the most unhinged boring techno dystopia shit I’ve read. It’s a goddamn light bulb, kindly fuck right off with that shit.

It is a little confusing, but all the other dialogue is in speech bubbles. 🤷‍♂️

I think, “It’s nice.” Is a continuation of the narration. “All my friends are there… It’s nice.”

K is common short hand for a thousand.

Jesus, yea I’d say so. I smoke like 5-7 a day, and I think the only time I’ve ever gotten close to a pack was tripping balls. You might want to consider switching to rolling your own. It’s cheaper, and you can get waaay better quality tobacco and better quality paper.

Another nice feature is the cigarette doesn’t exist until you make it, might help you cut back.

Viva La Revolution!

I also smoke ciggys and it’s readily apparent. It’s not the same smell as burning flower, but kinda like when you crack a jar of real dank nugs.

I can assure you that the pen does indeed smell like weed oil. A bunch of my coworkers will slink around the corner and blast a toke and insist there’s no smell.

I had no idea that Steven Crowder voiced a character on Arthur.

How’d you know that thing about my balls?