I like the vibes.
I’m of the opinion that if you cave dive, you forfit body recovery. Your corpse isn’t worth the lives to go get it. You made the dumbass decision to go cave diving, you can live with the consequences. Your family can slap a picture of you in coffen if that’s what needs to happen. Just stop killing rescue personnel because you thought you were special enough to live.
So when poeple were working from home after covid we HAD to get them back in the office because bussiness was being hurt by office workers not spending their lunch money, but when it’s the president’s Not So Secret police it’s totally fine. Got it.
This. Record him saying these things. Otherwise it’s he said she said. Keep a log of names and dates of when he spoke to you, what he said. This will not get better on it’s own.
Also this protects your future jobs, you don’t want to get fired from ever doing this again because, she seduced my husband! That hussy will never work again!
Damn. I wish there was a way for them to sterilize the body and then hand it over to relatives. However, I’m sure just drowning the corpse in bleach first is just not an option for many reasons. What a mess.
Oh man. I remember being at my friend’s house for forth of July. Her younger sister broke a glass Disney figurine in the kitchen. I braced myself for the yelling, the guilt tripping the party to be over, but none of that happened. Her mother did yell, but only to keep her sister from moving because she wasn’t wearing shoes and there was broken glass. Her sister apologized, helped mom clean it up, and that was that. I went home going, was that a real family!? Is that how it’s supposed to be!??
Five nights at Fredos kinda vibe
This wouldn’t bother me at all if reddit didn’t appear at the top of almost every damn question I Google nowadays. Why are you pushing reddit for answers if you won’t let me see them?
Possum, I choose you! Possum: plays dead and poops itself.
I made the native font bigger on my phone and it fixed it. Thanks!
I’m trying Blorp right now, since I do not want to figure out how to side load Jerboa onto my Android. (Thanks Google you bag of dicks.) So far Blorp is great, my only complaint being I wish three was a way to increase text/font size because I am old now and my eyeballs don’t work as well as they did.
What’s funny to me is even if your predictions have been proven right most of the time, no one will believe you. Which to me is an even sadder lack of pattern recognition.
This is the only one that makes me question reality. My dad spent a lot of time working in Germany before I was born and we had decorative beer steins all over the house. I remember asking about them and as I started to read being told, “see it’s steins, like Daddy’s fancy mugs.” What the in the alternate memory making dimension hole is going on here!?
I read this article and immediately went to thank my husband for not drugging, raping and filming me. He was like uh, you’re welcome? Figured not drugging your loved ones was one of those unwritten rules, but I guess not.
This, extra creamy is where it’s at.
Zoloft, it took three days to start working. It had been an absolute gamechanger for my anxiety and I love it. 10/10
Godamn I think I need a flowchart or something. There’s no thread of logic holding any of this together. Of course he changed his mind and did some dumbass shit again. I have lost the plot somewhere.
Watching the robot cheerfully veer into the glass panel like a drunk on a lawn mower absolutely sent me. My sides.
I don’t want to have a nuclear war, my new birdfeeder is coming tomorrow.
Yeah life after 40 had me experiencing a while new style of pain and terror. Fantastic.