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  • Cool. One person talks about a trans agenda in this thread, another person is making up silly medical conspiracies to dehumanize trans people as if they had no agency.

    Teenagers don't even go to doctors by themselves. They have to be accompanied by a parent.

  • I will always have your back. I will have the back of anyone judged by their inherent traits.

  • Heh

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  • If you want ceiling tits, you better pull yourself up by your ceiling bootstraps.

  • Heh

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  • Sorry. Can't pay attention to this thread. Too busy typing 5318008 into my calculator.

  • The contractor?

  • Hey, they call those rice paper things in Japan walls too, so...

  • Hey, it's the door of our bathroom!

  • They don't have a definition of "actual women," because every one they can give has to come with massive "exception to the rule" issues.

  • You do know that downvoting doesn't hide posts on Lemmy like it does on Reddit, right?

  • Because...?

  • I could see that if the second bear wasn't missing two sets of legs.

  • I just saw someone right here on Lemmy in another thread conflating sexuality with sex.

    It astounds me that in 2025 people don't understand that sexuality is about attraction. You can be a virgin. You can be asexual and still attracted to people of your own gender. You can be gay or bi or whatever regardless of how much or how little sex you've ever had.

  • If it's already started slipping into fascism, you could be too late.

    You have to stop fascism before it ever starts.

  • Also known as...

    Unfortunately, it's only Evil Kirk.

  • So what you're saying is California will declare its independence as soon as the genetic experiments to create an army of two-headed bears are successful?

  • We are Americans.We are Americans, oh yeah!We carry great big guns'Cause we are Americans!Oh yeah!

    We're strong (we're strong!)And we're free (we're free!)We are Coke, We are Pepsi'Cause we are AmericansWe are Americans.

    What we'd like to do for you right now,is a short history of the United States of America.First of all a short scene depicting the United Statesof America, and their diplomacy.

    Hey pal, do whatever I tell ya!No!I got a really big gun here...All right then.

    Yeah! Secondly a short scene depicting the United Statesof America, and their economy, yeah!Hey pal, gimme all your money.No!I got a really big gun here...All right!

    And thirdly a short scene depicting the United Statesof America, and I'm sure we all understand their foreign policy, yeah!Hey pal, let's go fight a war in Iraq.Okay! Where's Iraq?Yeah!

    And finally a short scene depicting the United States of America, and the settlement,the settlement of that great nation, we know and love as the USA, yeah.Hey you Indian. Here's a bunch of glass beads, gimme all your land.No.I got a great big gun here.Nice beads!

    We are AmericansWe are Americans, ah yeah!We carry great big guns, yeah!'Cause we are Americans

    We're strong (we're strong!)And we're free (we're free!)We are Coke, We are Pepsi

    And we wearCanadian flagsWhen we travel On our bags

    'Cause we are Americans (ah yeah!)We are Americans (c'mon everybody, make like you're at Woodstock, yeah!)We are AmericansWe are AmericansWe are Americans, Here we go!We are AmericansEverything I do... I do it for you.

    -- Americans, Corky and the Juice Pigs [who were a Canadian musical comedy group]

  • "Think of the business" may be the only way to stop Trump considering who has most of the power.

  • Just don't let it near Porthos.

  • Pardon and Presidential Medal of Freedom incoming.

  • I think once you get past carbon dating limitations, it's hard to judge who is older than whom.

  • News @lemmy.world

    White House orders consumer protection agency shutdown

    www.newsweek.com /trump-white-house-orders-consumer-protection-agency-shutdown-2028483
  • News @lemmy.world

    More Than 800K Have Lost $2B on Trump’s Meme Coin

    www.thedailybeast.com /more-than-800k-have-lost-2b-on-trumps-meme-coin/
  • Today I Learned @lemmy.world

    TIL In 1939, the BBC got special permission to record the sounds of two trumpets found in the tomb of Tutankhamun.

  • Today I Learned @lemmy.world

    TIL Huey Lewis has lost most of his hearing due to a chronic inner ear disorder.

    www.deseret.com /entertainment/2025/02/08/huey-lewis-hearing-loss-hall-of-fame/
  • Today I Learned @lemmy.world

    TIL The Verve lost all rights to Bittersweet Symphony to The Rolling Stones in a copyright lawsuit

  • Videos @lemmy.world

    Orson Welles charms Andy Kaufman into saying he's Tony Clifton

  • Political Memes @lemmy.world

    THAT'S DIFFERENT!

  • Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world

    How about an unsubscribe link instead? No?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Casper the Theoretical Ghost

  • science @lemmy.world

    How AI imagery could be used to develop fake archaeology

    phys.org /news/2025-02-ai-imagery-fake-archaeology.html
  • Fuck AI @lemmy.world

    How AI imagery could be used to develop fake archaeology

    phys.org /news/2025-02-ai-imagery-fake-archaeology.html
  • News @lemmy.world

    Federal workers express frustration over cuts at Loudoun town hall

    www.nbcwashington.com /news/local/federal-workers-express-frustration-over-cuts-during-loudoun-county-town-hall/3834911/
  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    I know I'm the last person in the world to say someone has way too much time on their hands, but this person translated the Ea-Nasir complaint about bad copper into Vulcan Calligraphy.

  • Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world

    I have reached my pumpkin spice breaking point.

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    The fact that this is not available to purchase is a literal crime against humanity. And all other sentient species.

  • Fuck AI @lemmy.world

    The Onion: NBC Producers Deny Using AI In New Series ‘Detective Fireman Lawyer Chicago Los Angeles Show’

    theonion.com /nbc-producers-deny-using-ai-in-new-series-detective-fireman-lawyer-chicago-los-angeles-show/
  • science @lemmy.world

    First glimpse inside burnt scroll after 2,000 years

    www.bbc.co.uk /news/articles/c5yvrq7dyg6o
  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Aerodynamic Improvements

  • News @lemmy.world

    Trump announces task force to ‘eradicate anti-Christian bias’

    thehill.com /homenews/administration/5130103-trump-national-prayer-breakfast-religious-discrimination-task-force-anti-christian-bias/
  • Political Memes @lemmy.world

    They can. They are.