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Cake day: March 13th, 2023

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  • Rural hospitals? Well, are they Christian? And are you a Christian? If so, you’re all set. If not, what’s wrong with you, Jeebus will provide after all!

    The Heritage Foundation Christofascist types want to see all “public” services transitioned to non-governmental (in claim, if not in fact) Christian “charity” orgs. Preferably white-controlled, evangelical ones of course. If you’re a person with medical needs, really bad ones, and can’t get medical help, then why haven’t you signed on the line and pledged your vote, tithes, and soul to Jeebus? That’s the MAGA Jeebus mind you, not that old-fashioned Socialist one. MAGA wants these rural hospitals to go out of business. That will provide them with millions of new, suffering, desperate people and a situation where MAGA can blame their suffering on the “mismanagement” and “inefficiency” of the government-supported hospitals, now defunct, and will provide their Christofascist friends with a fire-sale on facilities and medical specialists with which to start their Xian “charity” services.

    You the individual will either do as you’re told by MAGA in government (because they’re terrorist thugs) or by MAGA in “churches” (because they’ll (maybe) provide some kind of “charity” aid that’s no longer available elsewhere), or you’ll die. Either way, MAGA wins.




  • “The other side” is catching on, realizing the utility of “emergencies” as an excuse for exercising authoritarian power. https://www.themirror.com/news/us-news/breaking-washington-mayor-declares-state-1203356

    This mayor is thought of as “left-leaning”, which, in Spokane, describes anyone who isn’t a Christian Fascist, or not yet anyway. In the event described at that link, she declared this “emergency” as justification to allow city cops to violently attack and arrest peaceful protesters, and to clear the area around the ICE building with a declaration of a curfew so that the latest pair of kidnapped dark-skinned people could be transported out to a temporary prison (“processing” center) on the other side of the state.

    Watch what “emergencies” the Iran War brings about. “Only one of the ‘Enemy Within’ would complain about inflation, unemployment, high gas prices, cuts to domestic spending, and curtailment of Constitutional rights, when our soldiers on the Iran Front are suffering so much in this Emergency. Such talk against the government is deemed traitorous and shall be punished severely by the Emergency Tribunal.”



  • Check out the two bored-as-shit guys in the pic. Top center with the dyed hair and LSD tie, bottom left looking for all the world like a former BigOil exec. I think they’re texting each other while searching that old Sears catalog online to see where Julie got the high fashion 1975 threads.

    Tie dye: Hey, check it out there it is, page 287. Looks like it came in Avacado green too. That would have matched the furniture around here better.

    Oil: Yeah, you’re right, good catch. Whoa, turn the page. Look at that. Wanna order her a tube top? Rayon. Pink!

    Tie dye: And some Frye boots! And black lace panties. We’ll ship it all to her office. Heh heh heh. Hey cool, there’s a COD option on the order page, let’s get that too.

    Oil: COD, what the fuck is that?

    Tye die: It’s some kind of fish. What are you, a moron? Old time people used get their oil from them.

    Oil: No shit? My oil sponsors aren’t going to like that.

    Tye die: Never mind. Get some stamps and an envelope, we gotta get this order in the mail. Check out J, she’s been standing there forever with her butt all pinched, she’s gonna have to hit the john soon or take a fucking dump right here on-camera. If she makes a break for the restroom you chase her and check her parts.

    Oil: Fuck no! It’s your turn, I checked her yesterday! She’s probably still OK but you and I have a deal!

    Tye die: Christ, I remember. Couldn’t get the smell off me afterwards last time, it was awful. I had to take an extra hit of acid, maybe it was two, after I got home.

    Oil: I get it, that’s why you’ve got the fucked-up tie. Hey don’t we have interns here, ones from the Panhandle? We’ll get them to do crapper security, protect the children and all that shit. They live for that kind of thing.